Returned to gray. FIFY

Surely you must be joking.

Mark Sutton’s contributions to ESPNF1 are the only reason I visit that site.

“But..but...I read the headline and it made me angry!”

Lack of original jokes is a major symptom of inbreeding.

I don’t think Torchinsky celebrates Easter...

From the best Jeep.

Baltimore County, goddammit. Baltimore is a proper independent city. Towson wishes it was Florida.

Best to leave those long locks behind with things like exposed gearboxes around.

I love how this time around Doomsday could very well be murdering Batman or Wonder Cardboard while Supes knowingly ignores the fight and has an intimate “I love you” moment with Journalist Woman #1. That was a good laugh.

Well worth the addition this time around, BvS does give us a bat tornado that makes little Bruce ascend to the heavens. (My first audible chuckle in a long line of many.)

Will you be sending Choose Your Own Adventure! blank newsletters?

What is it? Didn’t get a good look from my 924S as I passed by.

Congrats Maggus!

Like a wonderful European vacation behind the Iron Curtain.

This is what happens when journalism exists wholly within the confines of hyperbole.

Couldn’t find film for your Kodak Disc camera? You could have at least brought Mr. Woolley along to document the journey.

1196cc of pure excitement.

Great, we’d all drive variants of the Model A powered by an L-head I4. With leather tassels everywhere.

I loathed it but it certainly was less Buicky.