It’s pretty simple. Cars literally grant you superhuman abilities. That simple privilege is the foundation for any love of cars.

Made on Earth seems much more appropriate for everything these days, unless you built your Cobra replica from ore mined in your back yard.

“Yeah, I do tape and newspaper on the line. Third shift. It’s hard work but union looks out for their own. We get the best masking tape and the newest papers. Most days I get to catch up on Andy Capp while I’m prepping the Corvettes.”

Just curious, how many Rock Auto magnets do you own?

Satisfying but also incredibly terrifying. Had no idea what to do if they challenged it.

Crap, that makes me angry.

You’re never safe in a city! Garage or no garage. I had my pristine E30 while living in Philly, where I was lucky enough to have a parking spot and garage at our house but still constantly parked on the street in the city. I was very careful where I parked, but I couldn’t escape an idiot supervisor and his crew from…

Of those available in the US, I think the only modern van I’d be interested in is a Sprinter. They are a delight on long drives. I really want a Honda Stepwgn though.

Curious...how spoiler-conscious are they there? I often don’t watch until I can get the BBC/SkySports coverage downloaded, which is usually 10-12 hours after a race is over.

Complete with links to Formula 1 torrents! Well, it should be.

It certainly was and it’s still in the URL.

How is this remotely boring?

I’ll never forgive them for what they did to Elmore and Oakland.

I often read these lines on Craigslist. Makes me want to contact the seller and say, give me a hammer and I can cut that fill-up price in half!

Sadly, people like this don’t get the point until you shoot them in the neck with a 9mm Luger, call the cops to let them know what you’ve done, threaten newspapers with letters detailing the crime, and terrorize an entire city while painstakingly explaining everything in cryptic messages written in a code that only…

It’s the most rugged Fiat Jolly yet!! EXTREME!

My E30 had a valet key that would deny access to the trunk full of body parts and cocaine.

You reminded me that of this thing I made a long time ago...

At least it looks like metal and the shadows do not suggest Photoshop. I would have otherwise expected a spray-painted papier-mâché ball.