Money quickly outpaces brains.

Could you imagine the anxiety internet forums would give Speed Buggy or Turbo Teen if they were trying to self-diagnose?

You’re terrible, Muriel.

I’m not sure but it’s not looking good, Sam.

Pictured: Not Jenson Button.

They were too embarrassed by his Tarzan impression.

My Dad’s birthday! Perfect gift for a man that stopped playing video games in 1992. Every 69 year old needs a PS4.

Man, I guess if you’re that smart they just give Porsches to you.

Hahaha, you know...I’ve done this many times and I have no idea why that didn’t occur to me while watching the video.

I always assumed the flip-flops and heel-toe combo was a pretty solid death wish.

Finally watched the whole thing. The upholstery guy deserves a Nobel award.

Well I guess that’s my fault.

It’s actually a different car. Great observation.

Bernie comes from an era without standardization, where the French had a different inch than the English and the Aztecs reserved measurements of volume strictly for the ruling class.

This is Dickensian garbage. My Dad was let go from a job on Christmas Eve once. Nissan has no soul. Ghosn of Christmas Present indeed.

Does not one person in this crazy world appreciate WHIMSY? I’ll keep all this happiness for myself then.

Whoa, hey. I don’t want to be that prepared. I’ll need something to angry about after I buy it.

I’d just hack my legs off with the doors.

Hey, it was an important part of Phillip’s life lesson and now you can take it with you on your car window.

July...specifically July 4th. As an adult, always have off work and the party’s practically planned for you. As a kid, friends and family are more or less obligated to attend your party as there’s no work or school. Sure they’re spiteful but you’re too cute and get lots of gifts instead of the insults secretly…