“It would be like saying what I actually said”

They’re not likely to block a kick from that short of range, so there wasn’t much reason for them to not call a defense that protected against some sort of fake. 

The local radio guys (Steve Raible and Warren Moon) could see the fake coming, and pointed out that Atlanta did not put their FG block team out...instead leaving the regular defense out there. They just assumed that the fake would be called off, and were stunned when they tried it anyways.

“Gavin is sure there’s a trailer in their midst.”

Old lady here. When I was 22 and starting out as a manager, my first boss said to me—If you have to decide to do something, either do it because it is right or don’t do it because it is wrong. Because if you are doing it in order to be thanked, you are going to have a very fucked-up and unhappy career.

I’m sure its just a simple misunderstanding, someone in administration probably concluded that a hockey team in Arizona shouldn’t need to pay for Whitener at all.

I call BS. No one was working overtime selling Coyotes tickets. I’ve seen the crowds.

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I just wanted to say, fuck you, for calling pizza, za.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

“Gah! My phenis got stuck in my zippper!”

Always stings when they remind you that you’re just part of the help.

You left out the question that the reporter asked Trump at the press conference in South Korea; which was a brilliant question and should turn into a talking point for anyone who wants gun regulation:

So, so many pics of old man balls are in some intern’s future.

“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

♪ ♫ Ooooooklahoma where the refs go messing up the games! ♬

You might want to cut the ref that threw that flag some slack. Just imagine how it must feel working an entire football game with a stick up your ass. And, as is self-evident, a sharply pointed one, at that.

People think the world laughs at us because of Trump, but really it’s because our favorite sport involves losing points if the ref thinks you’re being a little shit.