Guy named “Chris Blewitt” is gonna be your kicker? I don’t think so. Who’s the QB ... Steve Piksix?
Awfully presumptuous to assume a beer league softball catcher is going to do anything other than take a sip of Natty Light once the ball is put in play.
Pure, unadulterated schadenfreude. It’s just so good!
So, if something blows up, the fact that not all pieces fly outward uniformly at the same speed is surprising? Because they don’t.
Those Russian bots you’ve heard so much about were extremely effective
In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.
Instead of replying to everyone pointing it out, I’ll just reply to myself here: I am the world’s biggest idiot. Carry on.
The last time I saw someone swapping triplets I almost got caught by my wife and had to turn the DVD player off real fast.
combat medic, Deadspin, 9/03/18
And they were the fucking dipshits that ran out of gas and had no way to pay for more in the first place. If that doesn’t indicate a basic lack of common sense and foresight, well...
13 fucking tweets! What does this guy do all day?!?
Sometimes you’ve just got to cut a man loose.
My hot preseason take is that NFL preseason should be 100% open scheduling. Teams decide who they play and how many games they play, with no minimum or maximum. If the Superbowl champs want to skip it entirely, they can. If the Browns want to play 8 preseason games and can find enough teams willing to play them in…
She’ll be suspended for 3 meets.
That thing you did there with Rutgers... I see it.
What a lucky turn of fortune that Meyer won’t have to miss any important conference games.
What did his story even mean? Was he trying to say that black people hold back their speed?
I know there are rules, but, I mean, I’m an exception to all rules right?