We could change Olympic track sports to people who’ve never run before too. That'd be fun. 

In Alabama this counts as spending on education. 

So what you’re saying is that Rhode Island’s offer to the PawSox was a bad deal for taxpayers, but another city’s offer was even Worcester?

I am a veteran of the US Armed forces (US Army). I swore an oath to defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic. I personally would never sit or kneel during the National Anthem but that is my choice based on my personal feelings. I do however, fully support the right of any American citizen…

It’s a shame, heard he was really hoping to get a chance to play in Thailand instead. 

They think it’s bad because they all know deep down that they’re losers. These are nobodies, people who have nothing going for them and no reason to hold their head up high and be proud of themselves. They know full well that without the unearned advantages of white privilege, they would be the ones at the bottom of…

The PGA’s cybersecurity firm, Porterhouse Solutions, has been ordered to “Buff out these hacks, CHOP CHOP!!”

They’re normal pants. Move on, find a new slant.

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Remember this the next time someone complains about how players need to learn a thing or two about loyalty.

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

Not that anybody is tracking my predictions, but I stand corrected.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

“See guys? Not so easy keeping two sets of books,” -Bernie Madoff.

You don’t understand the depth and brilliance of their approach. They’re sacrificing the short-term gains of winning any games in this series, so they can win the next series.

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I bet you’re the kinda person that says “slavery wasn’t that bad, they got a place to sleep and eat!”