“We can’t have the inmates running the prison,” McNair said.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

At the time of the dunk the Mavs were getting blown out by 25 and it was comfortably in garbage time, but oh, Jordan Bell having a bit of fun is the point where the Mavs felt “disrespected.” Please. Don’t want Jordan Bell to style on you? Maybe don’t lose by 25.

Yeah, but at least it was a dry hot seat.

The beautiful paradox of the football protest:

The fact that these guys are getting paid millions of dollars and still stick their necks out to protest something they perceive to be an injustice makes the decision more impressive, not less.

Pictured: a man who loves his job

Indecipherable rules. Seven minutes of action during a 3 hour game. CTE. The world’s most obnoxious fans. Non-guaranteed contracts. Silencing minority voices. The existence of the Browns. Authoritarian commissioner and owners. Hours of programming devoted to mock, fantasy drafts. Chris Berman.

Pardon me, but this entire digression borders on insane. Here’s a handy guide for anyone who is debating whether they should coast downhill or leave their car in gear

Needed this. Not even gonna lie.

The fuck you bringing me into this for?

“ it also helped that Wubbels is a blond white woman. Officers recorded while perpetrating violence against black men and women have a much higher job retention.”

“So long, Farrell, auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye!”

Yeah if they want correction as far as uncreative and slow adaptation to critical situations, then Ausmus is not gonna be their guy.

Trinidad & Tobago finally avenging that 10-1 hockey beatdown the US gave them at the 1994 Junior Goodwill Games