his horses, named Iancol and Shakeitupbetty, tested positive for the drug sildenafil (also know as by the brand name Viagra)

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

That Tweet does line up with how Pence’s personal security guard explained his trip the night before :

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

When Khrushchev says you can’t have a gun

I bet Papa John tips people in nickels.

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

Of course nothing will change. America is a cesspit of madness - your fucked up country has an average of 350 CHILDREN murdered by guns every year (just guns, not counting other sources) - multiple annual school shootings every year.. and despite all that, despite the murder of goddamn CHILDREN, your country does…

Dean Spanos might be the thinnest skinned babyman in the NFL, which is no small feat.

A GIS of Sean Miller’s facial expressions have him either at angry or looking like a paranoid speed freak. Also Sweaty:

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

American hockey is far more cosmopolitan. Canadian, not so sure.

Sister. And love interest.