Can someone explain to me when the anthem became about the troops as opposed to representing the country as a whole?

The Lawyer is my hero.

Popovich Pops Off On Piss-Poor POTUS

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Shania Law: “Trump Don’t Impress Me Much”

Any word on whether or not the guy who got tagged out was good in Little League? Been Googling profusely, and I’ve got nothing. Maybe ESPN has some old video footage or something?

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Also: no talking to your poop. No-one wants to hear your ‘Am I funny to you?!’ Joe Poo-sci routine in your high-pitched turd voice. God, so tired of that..!

People really spend all their time posting things on a web site without any compensation? How pathetic.

Don’t undersell the second aspect of the argument, that Trout has a high OPS only because pitchers are afraid to throw him strikes.

I am increasingly sure this storm is actually on a trajectory to Jeff.

Pretty much every single article I’ve ever read that whines about how “no one votes these days” completely fails to mention that this is the desired outcome of decades of legislation specifically designed to make voting inconvenient and expensive. Nope, it’s just those damn lazy Millennials!!!!

Wow, 2 rolls of Brawny and some single-ply toilet paper. Someone tell FEMA they’re not needed.

Astros Pres: What can we do to help?

It’s the only way a Royal can get runs lately.

This is what happens when you introduce profit into a fundamental humanitarian industry. Make all drug companies be non profit, make all healthcare non profit, and solutions to the problems instead of bullshit semantics of what the problem is will start to form.

Oooh lala, look at me, I'm a fancy European. GTFO.