Nobody other than Christopher Nolan thinks HBO Max is the worst. It’s one of the best, and probably better than Netflix at this point. But he did call it the worst. That’s why it’s in quotation marks.

I want to see the scene where Tony’s will is read that’s like that episode of Community and every single Avenger gets a heartfelt note before being told they’ve been left an army of drones.

My pet theory is that Stark secretly gave Vision access to what would’ve been the original Jarvis’ pension, paving the way for Vis to acquire the vacant property in New Jersey.

As far as Sam goes, it should be noted that the racist bank official also breezed right past Sam saying that he had government contracts. I…

About the church scene, while it is overall a too-drastic change of tone, I do think there’s an element of black comedy in the fact that while Peter Parker is engaging in this hugely dramatic battle over his soul with an alien being possessing him, Eddie Brock is in the church underneath loudly begging God Himself to…

The short version is she believes in and is perpetuating harmful stereotypes of trans people including that Trans women are really just men pretending to be women so that they can rape and/or murder cis women and that trans men are really just lesbians who are being “pressured by society” to think they’re men.

Dear me! I’m afraid doing so would violate my programming.

What about that one really long and weird Wonders Years episode where Kevin Arnold and his buddies followed the railroad tracks to see a dead body?

In my experience from when i worked as paramedic the butchery staff is pretty weird, even compared to paramedics.

So umm... do you have a day job? 

Because the authorities aren’t going to listen to a bunch of uppity teenage girls over a nice white Christian couple, especially in a state that explicitly protects “faith-based” (Christian) facilities from oversight.

Religion is a stupid front for horrible people to pretend they’re not horrible and be pious about it

Christian boarding school?!?

Who on earth would reject this? Ruebens is gold and a Pee-Wee movie would definitely do solid streaming numbers.

The only other movie sequel I can think of with the same “Screw it. Let’s just be funny and weird” attitude is Gremlins 2.

The bit in the hardware store where he’s looking at scythes and tells the smoker “See you soon”, he’s great. 

For some reason, I always think of how Rufus and de Nomolos start with the classic/hoary, “my old teacher/my best student” trope, only to reveal at the end that de Nomolos was Rufus' gym teacher. It's such a dumb gag that takes the WHOLE MOVIE to pay off, but I love it. 

“Spider-Man PS4 but Turtles”

He will most likely go to a conservative male counselor that won’t differ too much in his opinions. He’ll be told to just keep it to himself.

It’s always the potato-faced motherfuckers.

“dig out your Bible!”