Thing is I don’t think any of these nut jobs expected they would need a pardon. Judging by the chaos and disbelieving mayhem on their cesspool websites they truly believed that by sundown on January 20 Biden and Harris’s heads would be on pikes and the shit stain would have declared himself emperor and ascended to the…

The Senate and the Federal Courts are separate entities, but there has to be some way to cut them a plea deal and then have them testify that everything they did was at Trump’s urging in Impeachment 2: Impeach Harder. Maybe remind them that Donny signed an executive order last summer which made the penalty for…

I’ve really enjoyed posting to Barf Bag... always seemed like the right place to vent, snarkily.

To that end, I’d like to say RIP Henry Aaron. One of my earliest sports memories was watching him hit #715, local stations pre-empted programming to cover it. A black man, in the South, being celebrated for passing a white …

Sad to see Barf Bag go, but glad to know it is with hope there won’t be a need for Barf Bag.

Ooooh! I’m attending (via Zoom) my niece’s JoJo-themed birthday party tomorrow. We’re all supposed to wear snatched ponytails and big bows — and now I’m going to add some pride face paint in her honor.

Poor kid. Reading about her situation is bringing back some bad memories. Hope she gets out.

Cool, but this is absolutely a story that needs to be covered by the news. We should not help the Conways cover up abuse of their daughter. 

I interpreted that look as, “Nurse? Why not doctor??”

Jezebel is horribly wasting a chunk of their salary cap on this D-league troll whose only “talent” is trying to shit on things that no one else ever seems to find any issue with.

People live there.

Wait until they find out about the Russian government!

Wow, if Russians think those series are violent I can’t wait for them to learn about their President.

“What are you going to do when you’re married and stressed? Tell your wife that you need to play Xbox?”

As a mid-30s guy who played a lot of games, specifically Animal Crossing and its built in sense of virtual community, during all of this to keep sane and in touch with friends and family, this NYT article can kindly fuck off. I’ll keep sussing my 8-year-old nieces and nephews in Among Us from afar on a weekly basis (be…

Sseriously, they don’t shit the bed this badly when it comes to naming Windows versions, why is Xbox so hard.

Who could have guessed that you had to actually plan a major operation like rapidly delivering healthcare to 330 million people? McDonald and the rest of them have no idea how important logistics are and no desire to learn. I love it when they try to blame the states. Yup. All 50 states have screwed it up. Big, small,…

No but seriously the XBox naming system is fucking stupid.

“looks like a 1950s TV sitcom”

The guy’s an asshole, but this is terrible. Here is my story about meeting Screech.

That’s terrible. I can’t stand the guy, and he is by most accounts a loathsome douchebag, but I would never wish cancer on...almost anyone.