Why doesn’t Jerry the Mouse move to a different house where they don’t have a cat?

When I was about five a car in front of us on the expressway fishtailed and started rolling, ejecting people in every direction at 65mph. My mom turned around and stuffed me in the floorboard so I couldn’t see what came next, and it’s frankly amazing we didn’t run over any of them. I distinctly remember people sailing…

it’s kind of horse shit to tell someone they shouldn’t run for office just because of their career. it’s like a whole catch 22 - we get pissed off at career politicians because their career politicians but then we don’t want non politicians to run for office?!?!

It’s because it’s not real and in fact a funny cartoon show.

I can limit what my kids see on TV or in movies. Especially young kids. Sure as they get older they may find ways around that sorta stuff and I actually kinda consider that part of growing up and being your own person, so I am okay with it.

But those kids and, more importantly, their parents are choosing to see that. A 4-year-old driving by in a car is having it shoved in his/her face with no preparation or choice. I love my horror and shock, but I don’t love it on the street as a parent. It’s the same as people cussing at a ball game - it might be okay…

yeah, my 5 yr old is sometimes a Little freaked out by things like, you know, decapitated hanging corpses on the neighbors lawn. But, Halloween, right?

I’m amused.

I have no problem with anyone, including celebrities, who wants to run for office because they want to serve people and make Americans’ lives better. If that’s your motivation, go for it; we need much more of that, especially from people who aren’t straight white old men. My much bigger concern with celebrities…

Yep, this.

“They’re getting kicked in the balls five times a day.”
“That’s nothing! Sometimes I get kicked in the balls six times day!”
“...and you’re proud of that fact?”
“Yep! It hurts like hell, and I hate it, but I’m personally happy to do it!”
“Cool, I guess. But what if other people would prefer fewer nutcrackings?”
“That’s…

That guy looks like a waxwork of Edgar Wright.

“Why do Stan and Kyle hang out with Cartman” is the absolute dumbest criticism of South Park I’ve ever heard and I’m pretty sure you are 100% alone in being outraged at *that* of all things. 

The problem has been explored in the show before, in that they have tried to get rid of Cartman but are incapable of doing so because his personality is so toxic and manipulative that he’ll make it out that they’re the bad guy.

They had Trump/Garrison outright beg people not to vote for him 4 years ago.

How dare you say such a thing, I’ll kill you for this!

The ‘Me so Hungy’ scene was painful in exactly the right way that allowed you to believe this supermodel gorgeous actress would, in fact, be the member of the group everyone hated. 

I’d like to see Gillian Jacobs in more stuff. I think she was quietly (along with Donald Glover) one of the most versatile players in Community. 

To be fair, that ending for part 1 of the remake sure as hell established that their future isn’t entirely set in stone and that anything is possible. Would Square Enix really go for that hard of a story change? I don’t know, but I wouldn’t rule it out at least as a possibility.