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Gary Fisher's Lolling Tongue
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Three weeks till The Bartender and I move to Panama! But can we find Covid tests that fit the criteria and have a less than 48 hour turn around time? It’s no bueno at this point, kids. You would think, in the middle of the world’s worst public health crisis in a century, the US might think rapid testing on every

Well, I have settled in to my temporary new home. I will be staying in this extended stay hotel for the next 70 days while I adjust to living here and working at my new job at University Hospitals in a suburb of Cleveland.

Hey Friends! The weather has finally calmed down enough to return to my first love, bread.

.......why?

If he were holding the rope at a lynching he’d be doing it while claiming that he single handedly was lowering black unemployment.

I remember some Republican poll-watchers were at our packed precinct in 2012, and we just completely ignored them while we voted for Obama, again. They were so mad. lol

Wow. I thought maybe she was playing Ursula, but nope, they straight up confused Halle Bailey with Halle Berry. Oops.

Hello there. Please correct your last sentence. It is Halle Bailey (of Chloe x Halle fame, also a colleague of Ms. Shahidi on Grown-Ish) who will be in the Little Mermaid remake.  Thanks!

But only suckers and losers sign up for an army.

This country is fucking nuts. I barely even recognize it anymore.

“Fake news." Two words that tell the world you're a douchebag with a boneyard in your closet.

I have family in Florida, some I like more than others, and I worry about them with Mr. Do-Whatever-Trump-Wants-Me-To-Do as governor. The positivity rate in Florida for September so far has been 12.22%. I’m finishing up my testing line rotation though! They’ve hired almost 600 people just for testing, so the rest of

Know the laws in your state! Here in Colorado for example, you are not allowed to campaign (defined by anything showing advocacy for a candidate including holding a sign or wearing a t-shirt) within 100 feet of the entrance of a polling place and that 100 foot limit has to be clearly posted.

“Given that J.M. Barrie’s Peter Pan is noted for being pretty “written in Victorian England” in regards to its attitudes on race.”

Does The AV Club really think Halle Berry is starring in The Little Mermaid?

Zack Snyder did the same thing, only his is called Zack Snyder’s Justice League.

At that moment? He was probably thinking, “Geeesh! What an ugly cunt! Not. In. A. Million. Years. This is boring. How long do I have to stand here? kay, I’ll count to three. Here we go. One Mara-Lago. Two Mara-Lago. Four Mara-.... Oh fuck. Now I have to start again. This is soooooooooo booorrrrrring. Where’s my Foxy

If I may attempt to inject a little perspective into this whole issue of Trump not accepting the results of the election.

Thanks a lot, Noel. Now I’m missing Bill Paxton again.

Her breakdown at the end over how she really feels about their lives, when Paxton (SPOILERS FOR 20 YEAR-OLD MOVIE) says they have to burn the money, is heart-rending. Between that and his brother, his life is permanently ruined when they’re really just getting started with it.