What you don’t realise is that if they get to console generation five they successfully complete the code to summon Cthulhu and will finally crush Sony once and for all.

it felt like i was having a stroke while writing this story

Jesus christ somebody please fire the people in charge of naming their consoles.

I am crying again. Thank GOODNESS none of these children were killed. We need to completely overhaul all police. And Americans must own the history of police; they’re from the armed militia used to control enslaved Americans. Forty-one of the 56 signers of the Declaration of Independence were slave owners. The Second…

Bareswill initially denied he was responsible for the call...

Nah, people need to know not to support shit like this. 

He’s still a better pick than Trump. He’ll still have better people around him. I know the bar is absurdly low but I’ll vote for him (or his VP) even if he fucking dies between now and then.

basically what he’s saying is that Sony gets final say about what video games and platforms Spider-Man can be included in.

Being a white guy who grew up in 1860s America, Arthur doesn’t need to ask Charles about why he feels this way. He knows that the South discriminates against Black people.

HAHAHHA.. you are funny..

What you are referring to that the ‘historians agree’ upon is that there were a number of rebels, prophets and teachers through the ages that through stories and myths became the “historical Jesus.”

...I know this will be an unpopular opinion, but: just as there is no proof Jesus was (insert skin tone), there is also no proof of his existence. Ergo, faith.

The transcripts are always more horrific than the audio.

He knows he hasn’t done anything noteworthy for black Americans.

There is zero overlap in the Venn Diagram of ‘people who respect John Lewis’ and ‘people who care what Trump thinks.’

He’s done jackshit. Any benefits that we may have seen are left over from the previous administration. What he has done is try to gut nearly every single aspect of this country just so he and his cronies can financially benefit.

If you haven’t...go watch that Axio interview.  That’s his legacy.  That’s how he’ll be…

If she doesn't want a vaccine because she has to "put it in her body," how exactly does she think theraputic medication is going to work? A topical ointment that targets the lungs? Idiot. 

She doesn’t want a vaccine, she wants a “therapeutic”? So, following that logic, she’d rather get measles and then have some sort of measles medication than just never get measles at all?

I’ll extend the “anthrax and gravel” metaphor, and say that the Republican rank-and-file are people who say “Yeah! Only anthrax and gravel for me!” and then when they’re dying in the hospital of anthrax and gravel poisoning, croak out how this is the fault of the guy who wanted Italian.

Ugh. So sick of framing like “hyper-partisanship, and hateful rhetoric on both sides”, when the reality is that with the two parties it’s like if two people were deciding where to go out to dinner and one said “I’m feeling like Italian, maybe?” and the other said “I will only accept anthrax and gravel” and then…