Glad to hear Daddy Security Guard shot at his ass, bet he wasn’t expecting that! Just wish he’d killed the coward who was feeling mighty big surrounded by all that steel.

My understanding is that DWTS serves to humanize terrible people: Sean Spicer, Tucker Carlson, Mark Cuban, Adam Carrolla, Tom DeLay, Chad Ochocinco, Ryan Lochte, and Rick Perry.

This review said a lot of positive things about the game...

A few moments of grieving seems like a reasonable exception. And for what it’s worth, at least one person in that photo is wearing a mask.

Secretly glad that Rider Strong was always cool.

They deserve statehood after all of shit this administration did for them.

So the genius businessman who ran more than one casino in to the ground wants to unload this “asset” at its lowest possible value, after he did nothing to improve the value. Maybe he can trade it straight up for Greenland. I think he won't release his financial records because they would show his net worth at about…

This is why every idiot that says “we should run the country like a business” deserves to be punched in the face. Not only is Trump an absolute failure of a businessman, but it’s a totally nonsensical idea.  What about the 3 million American citizens living on the island?  Will they be sold along with their land, or…

Easy to see how Trump got elected. He PERFECTLY represents these people. He’s just as petty, stupid, and arrogant as they are.

These people really don’t even know or understand WHAT communism is..

It show such a horrible lack of intelligence.

Growing up, my mom’s Spanish accent got made fun of once, she laughed it up and said her French is much better since English is her third language. She then asked the 90s Karen (with the Rachel hair) how many languages she spoke. Mom shuts fuckery down real quick.

Americans don’t know what it actually means to be an American

The most delightful part about this whole thing is that she filmed herself. She got herself fired! What a thing of absolute beauty. So much fuckery and idiocy and she is the one who released it to the world.

Incredibly tragic. After being unsure they could ever find her, I’m glad they were able to recover the body, at least. For her family.

Sol Christie’s tweet doesn’t make sense. Potty training a child is hard, and congratulating the child is pretty normal way to encourage them.

Um, then don’t watch movies or TV shows, either. Or really, any form of entertainment whatsoever. Or really, don’t consume anything, at all. Try to live off drinking only river water only.

You’re not wrong but you’re still the the guy who complained about people making murals honoring an unarmed man who was killed by police for having a fake $20 bill because he had a criminal history and cares more about abusers than their victims because “what about their livelihood”. 

I don’t necessarily think that Disney World should be reopening. But it does seem like Disney is being ridiculed more than Universal, Sea World and Legoland. Universal has been open for a while now and I can’t find even half as many articles about it.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

That looks so pretty and refreshing.