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Gary Fisher's Lolling Tongue
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“Slave Days”? Christ, that school doesn’t need litigation, it needs to be gutted by fire.

Wow, I never realized how much work Ivanka has had done before I saw that header pic. There are some nightmarish contours going on there. Also, I hope they burn in hell.

Here's an easy way: Diablo is a fairly likeable, fairly clever writer and personality. Harm is a gross, egotistical asshole.

The ending hit me emotionally surprisingly hard.

I loved Marvel 616 and how wide-ranging the subjects were. Paul Scheer’s was a little dopey. And regarding Slott, from what I understand, he does have looser deadlines but the episode somewhat dramatized the extent. I think Gillian Jacobs and Alison Brie unsurprisingly had the standouts.

The Xbox 360. There was so little I found interesting about it, and I haven’t gone back to a Microsoft system since. This is followed closely by the Sega CD, but there was a weirdness there I enjoyed, and the Gamecube, whose controller I loathed.

This is something I have to try! I love Neapolitan. Looks great.

Tangled is absolutely better than Frozen. Frozen II is a little better than both, and Moana has them all beat. (In my opinion!)

Disney didn't do a simultaneous theatrical release, and you also kept the movie as long as you were a subscriber. It's not a 1:1 comparison.

Back to the Future is one of the most perfect movies ever made, and a huge part of that is due to Michael's performance. His Marty feels real, grounded in wide-eyed confusion and smarmy charm amongst the time travel wackiness. He has always been great, from Family Ties to The Frighteners to his run on Spin City (how

I'm playing through it with my 11 year old, and we're both really enjoying it. It doesn't bring anything new to the table, but what it does it does pretty well.

What even is this?! I must have it!

I'm terrified of Umbrella Academy being cancelled before getting a satisfactory conclusion, as I've grown so attached to the characters. I'd like to see Stranger Things end conclusively, but I've also gotten kind of bored waiting around for it.

And I'm fine with this. Dragging my family out to a theater is an expensive pain in the ass, even outside of a pandemic. We watched Mulan in 4K in the comfort of our living room. We get Soul with our sub soon. I'll gladly shell out $30 to watch Black Widow and hope that's the route it goes.

Gallery, Imagineering Story and Into the Unknown were all fantastic, so I'm definitely down for this. I'm not as enamored with Pixar as I used to be, but they've still put out some absolute masterpieces.

The Force Awakens looked great and introduced some cool characters with solid talent behind them, but I hated everything about Starkiller Base. I actually love The Last Jedi while also acknowledging pacing issues, especially with Finn and Rose’s story. The Rise of Skywalker is a fast paced, sometimes entertaining

Unfertilized eggs, not children, but let's not get into that whole thing here. The Child is equivalent to a 1 or 2 year old, and he's a carnivore, cut him some slack. Also, Frog Lady seems pretty aware at the end as she hugs the container closer when the Child looks back at her. But you know what? She's a Frog Lady,

I’m glad you enjoyed it, but I found the characters to be unlikable at best and obnoxious in general. Spielberg directed remotely while focusing on other projects, and I feel like it shows. There were definitely sequences I kind of enjoyed, but only when the dinosaurs were doing their thing and none of the humans

I don’t buy into ANY line of Republican bullshit, especially their response to the pandemic. But barring our government actually doing anything about it or even giving a damn, eventually we have to find a way to work as safely as possible. Most of the film crew have actual working jobs, and can’t afford to take a year

This version of the project was cancelled, to be relaunched at a later date. Look at the page itself. “Funding Cancelled.” No contradiction.