Congrats! Acting is both terrifying and pure joy. 

No pressure, but I would love to have the cornbread recipe!

I've never liked Kubrick, and no one will ever convince me otherwise. He made boring slogfests dotted with iconic moments. 

Ah, as in "If it were socially acceptable, I would ensconce myself in velvet." 

“Trump supporters have obviously been ENSORCELLED by some kind of dark magic for morons."

My fave is "ensorcelled." I very rarely get to use it.

I don’t like dogs in general (save for one, my namesake), but what she did in that video was absolutely abusive. She needs therapy and so, I suspect, do you. 

Apt and nerdy. A+.

The Second Amendment is outdated and misused. It’s time to repeal and let American man-children find another way to compensate for their inadequacies.

Huh. As a not-exactly-proud resident of Evansville, I'm pleasantly stunned to see a mention that's not connected to something awful. For these two fallen warriors who were taken too soon and for no damn reason, I'm so sorry and I hope the fight will continue to an eventual victory.

Devo! So pretty. I don't know that I've ever seen a cat with that coloring and those eyes before. Feel better, Krispy.

As a servant of the public library system, I fully endorse this.

The two books that followed made the movie much better, as they followed up on several incomplete storylines.

My biggest disappointment of this gaming generation.

My biggest disappointment of this gaming generation.

The beat-up Glendale is a dead ringer for the self-driving Ford Anglia from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

Those whiskers on Dash kill me. Such a gorgeous cat. And what’s up with Bruce anyway? I don’t understand why he doesn’t have a home. If we didn’t have an allergic kid in the house, and live hundreds of miles away probably, he would totally be ours.

Look, Mike, I'm a Level 38 Summoner just closing in on the final quarter of Realm Reborn, so I don't want to hear it.

Even just the regular Premium Stubs membership is worth it. I wish I had the time for the A list.

Sonofa...My son just sent in his subscription card a few days ago. He’s crushed.

I just told my wife the other night that Lizzo would make an amazing Ursula. Alas, it looks like Melissa McCarthy is likely to nab the role, because she's every Hollywood exec's go-to for thick female characters.