“Niels”

George Foreman wouldn’t have had a problem.

Fourteen karat gold is what you bought your shitty niece on her thirteenth birthday, not what you used on the interior of a car.

This story. These comments.

He who controls the Spice, controls the universe.

You forgot to add in the propulsive force of my tail lights.

The action of going mudding makes you a redneck. It’s just reality.

You can be a wealthy hedge fund manager from Wall Street named Kip Smithers, but for those five minutes that you’re ripping donuts through a field in your Mercedes GLS, you’re a redneck.

This is a travesty.

disagree.

FWIW, half of that low 7 figure sum would have been hers. So you’ve got that going for you.

Wanna be a baller, Tahj m’holler

Are we still doing “phrasing”?

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

My Great Grandfather was part of the design team for the Napier Lion W12. He died two years ago but would’ve loved this article, Torch!

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

The graph is misleading. Social Security and Medicare have a separate tax that goes only toward those items. Discretionary spending is what is really important when it comes to government budgets. Here is the graph for that.

These are much cheaper.

D.B. Pooper