Nice. But I hate the substance of your comment, just so we’re clear.

I think you’ve got that backwards: I believe Jalopnik is Fancy Kristen’s staff, not the other way around.

I would have ALL of these complaints with homework. My wife stays home and deals with the school BS, but my philosophy on all this is that it’s way more efficient and cheaper per unit for the school to buy books and supplies, to print whatever they want, then for 30 individual parents to do it. The school my oldest…

Agreed. Fung Wah was to Chinese Star (wtf ever were the other ones?), as Wendy’s is to Arbys. I mean Wendy’s is bad, but give a homeless dude $5 and he’ll cross the street from Arby’s to go to a Wendy’s.

I’ve ridden my fair share of Chinatown buses, starting in the early aughts. NYC<—>BOS, only god knows how many times. Anyone who’s ridden these reckless, sorry excuses for transportation knows they are taking their life into their own hands. They are cheap, very very cheap, but the things these eyes have seen can…

They wouldn’t get disbarred... this argument is pretty over-the-top even for “zealous advocacy,” but yeah, people attacking the lawyer is pretty much textbook hatin’ on lawyers to hate on lawyers. As they say, all lawyers are scum, except your own.

While I agree China totally cooks their books, I’ve been hearing: “just wait for the China bubble to pop!” for like 10-15 years now. In the meantime, the Chinese are making all cash offers on $1-2 million homes up and down the west coast of the US and Canada, and positively desperate for US companies to acquire. The…

I know tattoos are all the rage, but anyone with half a brain should know that inserting unknown chemicals into your body would likely have some unintended and/or harmful effects. Your skin is a giant organ there to protect you. Just because ink doesn’t kill you (immediately), doesn’t mean it’s not sometimes a…

I’m honestly confused by my fellow Christians these days. Supporting Trump is the most bizarre behavior, and frankly it makes me question these supposed “values voters,” and what their values really are. I’m hearing all this talk, and seeing all the walk in the other direction. We had all this hand-wringing over…

Don’t even get me started. The proportions are just wrong. Impractical, and awkwardly tall. Makes me uncomfortable just looking. I suspect it’s a badly made knockoff of a classier model. You know I’m talking about Paris Hilton, not the shoes, right?

I’m gonna get reamed for this, but I totally see why they are asking the question. I wouldn’t do it, because I have tact, but I work with a ton of asian folks, many if not most of whom use a nickname/shortened name. The south asian folks, seem to just shorten their names as nicknames, but a huge chunk of the Chinese…

My god, I have such a crush on FancyKristen. Marry me, and we’ll go tanking?

As someone who rides pretty much every day (but with brakes like a sane human being) I can only retort: god pedestrians are awful. And drivers are, far and away, the worst. Put. Down. Your. Dam. Phone.

Is that like a 1972 Schwinn Varsity back there? Those things are TERRIBLE. Shoulda spent the $1,000 on a better bicycle. ;)

The article title implies this is about the Supra, but why do you have photos of a 370z?

LOL. Fine. Got me on a technicality.

More interesting question: which way do you need to point the giant fan to keep the airplane from taking off?

140. And I don’t even use Twitter.

She looks like a rocket scientist in a bikini. No, seriously, is she a rocket scientist in a bikini? Why is she on the website for the NASA Jet Propulsion Lab? Is everything I’ve been told about women in science a giant bucket of lies?

I rode in NYC (manhattan and brooklyn) for 5 years as a cyclist. I don’t ever need to sky dive. I’ve seen plenty and been adequately terrified thankyouverymuch.