garthabarth
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garthabarth

Oh God...that first story.

If we’re naming it, it definitely looks like an IUD. Less so on Ferrari’s since it’s attached to the wing, but the Mercedes one is absolutely one big intrauterine device sticking up from the middle of the back of the car.

He’s Presumed Innocent, but that plane was a Clear and Present Danger to the jet. What if it had been Air Force One?! If I were a Witness, I’d be Frantic. What Lies Beneath that little plane... I mean, he could’ve been a Widowmaker.

Chevrolet: origin French, diminutive chevre (goat), in otherwords, goat herder.

I died at Blacksmith TheBlacksmith Open

Now THAT is ‘effing gorgeous

Their concept model which I like.................a lot.

incorrect.

They’re just trolling Takata...

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

<Reality>Someone watching the grid, starts cussing every time they fire up the dyno causing a massive spike that they have to divert and dump into a heatsink somewhere.

Can I add more facts to the marketing literature to be flipped through by billionaire’s car buying assistant?

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Why? Is the American flag not good enough for them anymore?

No fingerprints? How, when she clearly isn’t wearing a T-shirt?

I will just leave this here.

When I was a kid, I built a lot of airplane models and one of them was an SR-71 from a squadron that used the Playboy bunny as their logo on the tail. So from ages 6 until about 10, I honestly believed that the bunny was an Air Force thing. Then one day I’m at a friend’s divorced dad’s house lighting things on fire

I’m looking forward to the easter egg that turns the gauge cluster plaid when you engage it.