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Ditto King Kong Escapes.

New Kong, new American Godzilla, new Toho Godzilla, King Kong vs. Godzilla? Just greenlight a new Jet Jaguar movie and I can die a happy man.

My take on it is that Godzilla steps on buildings, and Kong climbs them. Godzilla has doubled and trippled in size to scale with the Tokyo skyline, which keeps his building crushing character plausible. If you scale up Kong to the same relative size he was in the last KKvG, it ruins his character, because once Ann is

Honestly, MST3K The Movie is probably the best place to start. It sometimes gets a bad wrap because they reuse some riffs and picked a not terrible movie, but those are obvious choices for something that was going to be a lot of people's first exposure, which is why it's the best place to start.

Speaking of which, I'd love to see them do the other 7 Gamera films.

And if not, that podcast has been decent so far. Not very focused, but I'd listen to Trace and Frank talk about anything.

More prestigious than Princet…fine.

What?!

Good lord Jesus this is awesome news. Did you hear that America? Good news! Fuck yeah. Brie Larson. Brie motherfucking Larson. As Captain Marvel. Beating up some bad guys as Captain Marvel. For like, what? At least 88 minutes! This will be good. Yeah. I'll see this. I'll get off work, and I'll stop by the AMC at one

If you like French and Japanese movies of the 60's though, Hulu has a bunch that Criterion hasn't released on Blu Ray or DVD, including around 50 movies by Keisuke Kinoshita. I'd rather have those lost gems then what ever Wes Anderson movie I've already seen 5 times.

My favorite is the Thanksgiving episode where Helga and Arnold run away from their alcoholic mother and senile grandmother respectively, (Arnold lives with his grandparents because his parents are missing, presumed dead) find their teacher, ask him to explain why he loves Thanksgiving so much, watch him break down in

I still have a beef to pick with that show. What kind of kid's show gives half the cast chemical poisoning and implies they might all die? Damn show made me afraid of yard work for the rest of my life, or at least that's what I told my mom.

A real person who works for Trump's company, not Trump's campaign, and was not on the last FEC release as being on the campaign's payroll, which would be a violation of federal election law. Why make up a conspiracy theory when the truth is so much more interesting?

Milton.

They only sold ten thousand copies, but everyone who bought one started a novelty cover band.

Nah, their final album will be released a couple years later by a hodgepodge band with no original members.

Now I'm imagining Only God Forgives with him in Gosling's part with his stupid face stuck in a half agape smirk.

But that rock version on the other hand. No one's listened to that one in thirty five years! That's ten years better!

Definitely should have been on this list. Also definitely meant as a comedy.

Don't go chasing waterfalls.