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Garrett O'Kelly
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Jesus Christ, imagine how quick you'd be broke if every smell stranger who approached you on the street convinced you to take them to the bank to pull them out some cash from the ATM. The next week you'd be panhandling right next to them.

But Ralph's is WAAAAAAY Worse than Vons. Ralphs NEVER has anything on sale unless you buy 4 or more, which is only about 50% of what the sales at Vons are like. Ralphs has fucked me again and again the last decade, it used to be alright back in the 90's.

What, like Wal Mart or something? Because that's the only thing around California cheaper than Safeway. I think maybe that Alaska just kind of sucks, no?

Well this IS the Internet. Which means a group of Insane Left Wingers screaming at people who aren't even Right Wingers, usually just plain Insane. But then the Lefties say that the people they are yelling at are indicative of the Republican Base, which isn't true. The Republican Base is Middle Aged, Married White

But what if Tiny Tim from Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol" was a Republican? Would he automatically be considered a bad person? Lil' Fucker can't even walk right.

You're stupid. To actually prove your point, you should have declined to comment in the first place. If someone brought up how much they hate rain everytime it rained you'd say "You're obsessed with the Sun, and you hate water!"

You're lying.

So just shut the fuck up then.

Sounds like my kinda place. 'cept for the vending machines full of ladies underwear, that's just strange.

But don't they take the balls off these days?

John Malkovich as Jesus, I guess.

well a 13 year old is more likely to kill somebody these days than have sex, and they're still having PLENTY of sex.

Aw, now that's just getting a bit silly now, QT.

So watch the movie, then the do the commentary track next week.

Funny, as each year passes I lose more and more interest in seeing ANYTHING new. Each new movie seems shittier than the last. I'd rather watch Godfather with the commentary track on for the 7th or 8th time, more enjoyable still than anything else in the past 5 years.

But what if you like, really liked it and all?

Strange, I like to to re read books every couple years or so.

Isn't that the one where some hack inserted some new footage he filmed himself because the copyright had lapsed? That version is terrible.

Diapers are pretty sweet, too.

This guy gets it.