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Garrett O'Kelly
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I did that with the commentary for Escape From New York.

My dad still thinks I'm a rocket scientist or something and that I can solve any technical problem, because when I was 6 I was the only one in the family who could properly operate "the tape machine."

I remember getting so many movies on DVD that I had loved on VHS and was shocked to see how cheesy the visuals and color schemes looked when presented in proper fidelity. VHS's biggest blessing was de-saturating yellow hues and primary colors in general from 80's comedies.

Especially if it was recorded at a lowered brightness level. The first time I saw Nightmare on Elm Street it was terrifying, because half the movie the screen was 90% blackness and all you could see was the outline of Freddy Krueger's hat and claws.

I've always wondered why people in general seem to CARE so much about what other people say and do.

I always thought of it as the show that made Congressmen and Governors in the South look really stupid and Senators from the Eastern Seaboard look really slimy.

Jesus Christ all you people watch a LOT of talk shows. Ever thought about maybe mixing in a sitcom or a movie once in a while?

Funny is really all that matters here. A stupid TV show made you feel "Empowered"? Sounds sketchy to me.

With Sam Jackson and John C. Reilly as Buddy Cops with mustaches…. and they're Cousins as well.

Man I'm tired of people on the internet using the word "amazing" to describe their wish lists for entertainment, i.e. : "If it had been the way I was hoping or expecting it to be, that would have been Amazing…"

but it's ALWAYS been Dikachu. Go back to the other reviews and look. He's been doing this same nose holding schtick since at LEAST Season 16, maybe earlier. EVERY EPISODE HE SAYS THE SAME THING.

We should make fun of his hypocrisy, shaming people for doing drugs when he was taking enough OxyContin a day to kill ALL the members of Motley Crue.

You're just jealous because the Surgeon put the Dick on your face for some reason.

Yeah, his solutions are usually like in the Cash For Gold episode: "You take advantage of Old People and steal their money…. Kill Yourself"

Wow, you're brain is….. a scary place.

Sadly, this real life PC Principal is super cereal.

You can also trace Cartman's "Evil Genius" roots to that episode, where he starts out as the brunt of the joke (like in early seasons) and becomes a Malevolent Force by the end.

And Red Hot Catholic Love, Freak Strike, Child Abduction is Not Funny, The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer (Russell Crowe episode), Red Sleigh Down, My Future Self n Me (where Cartman starts his revenge business of smearing shit on people's living room walls)

When I was a kid, I thought they looked nothing alike. But then I knew nothing about aging and nothing about anything, I thought the kid was Hispanic.

Whenever I hear the name Henry, in my mind I always add a D and a New York Accent.