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It's strange because this was from the time that Bill Murray wasn't making movies, so his appearance here has a real "in between" look to it. He's older than he was in Ghostbusters, but younger than he was in Ghostbusters 2

It means you're former Dolphins Kicker Ray Finkle.

You'll never look at a Snickers bar the same way again.

I remember one that ended with the teen protagonist found out that his Missionary Parents had him reanimated by a Haitian Voodoo priest after he died in the night during their visit to Haiti. Some kind of poisonous animal bit him in the night or something. He then is killed by someone unknowingly taking the curse off

Once or twice I circled a couple extra knowing my mom would have to pay for them anyway.

Vampires Don't Wear Polkadots, starring Angelina Jolie.

It came out before the big Lucasfilm Home Video Blitz where they marketed Star Wars coming out on VHS every two or three years to the youngins in my generation.

"HE is a Unich, HE is a Unich…. HE must be dead.

Imagine Wilder as the lead in High Anxiety. Then weep.

Eli Roth, 2015.

because we're batshit crazy fuckups

I act that little scene all the time, and no matter who I do it for (young and old) it ALWAYS gets a laugh. You don't have to see the movie to find that funny on short notice.

Oh shit imagine if Bill Cosby had starred in Blazing Saddles.

He was in Once Bitten! How is that not a Career Highlight?!?

"MARRY My Daughter" is the touch that really sells it for me.

Here we go.

Who knows, maybe even one day you'll be able to walk out on the street and shake their hand in broad daylight…

Your friend sounds like… someone you shouldn't be friends with…

Star Wars was too serious for you? You were the kind of kid who ate his own boogers, weren't you.

Two movies out, eh Roth? 2015 is to Eli Roth what 1974 was to Albert Brooks and 1993 was to Steven Spielberg, and surely their equal, no?