… the fuck?

"What da fuck do I care who's on first, ya fuckin' smahrt guy, getting fresh wit me."

Young people are getting stupider. The general argument is usually, "Why would I wanna watch a movie about some Rich White Prick break the law?" which baffles me, that's my favorite movie genre.

Every article on the AV Club. There are the examples you should look to. Every movie review devolves into a bitchfest.

But what about Gay Iranian Women?

Gotta admit, when I saw the image of Cartman in the hospital above, I assumed he was getting a sex change.

Too bad you don't have two bum knees.

Depp Impact

where the fuck do you live where gas is only 2 bucks?

But he's also the guy who said that bands that only have white people in them are racist. (see Jerry Seinfeld article from 3 months ago)

So they just ripped off John Sayles?

Yeah, I used to work for a guy who had nerve damage in his leg very similar to House's and he was on Oxy AND Percocet (For Breakthrough Pain).

You want Doctor, Cop, and Lawyer shows to go away forever? Future Generations don't deserve them because you have garbage taste in Television? (The LOST Finale was a pile of shrugging "we give up" dogshit)

But not necessarily Balls, right?

I always thought the Salient Point from that episode was that in the last scene, Cartman Craps Treasure.

Yeah I thought it was once again as per usual taking down the latest scare tactics of 24 hours news cycles. "Why Climate Change Can KILL YOU TODAY!" and all that stuff.

You really think a couple of Broncos fans are gonna stand up for The Patriots?

Hell, everytime a new summer tentpole movie comes out I start wondering the same thing.

Man, what a difference a decade makes. Who knew that eventually I'd grow to respect Ben Affleck's opinions on the process of filmmaking?

Yeah, he tries too hard sometimes to be Bill Hicks, which isn't so.