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Garrett O'Kelly
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For a second I read that as "…I read a few chapters and defecated on the rest" which sounds about right, anyway.

Kevin Feige is the Joseph Goebbels of Modern Cinema.

I take it you've never read anything Dean Koontz has published in the last 20 years. Now THAT is terrible writing.

Congratulations! You just named the only tolerable Koontz novels! (Maybe throw Hideaway in there as well).

Probably because some people's perceptions of what being "Gay" is probably align pretty closely to William Friedkin's film "Cruising"

Why do people always equate Smarminess with Douchebaggery?

C'mon, we all know that saying someone is fat AND ugly is redundant.

You can also note just how much better the OT looks from a cinematography standpoint.

A Film about an alcoholic in the Great Depression SET IN ALBANY also starring Meryl Streep in yet another showcase of her weeping abilities= HOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCKINMOSES.

Yet they include Perfect Day on the soundtrack during one of the best scenes, from Lou Reed's solo career. I think that we aren't meant to agree with Sick Boy on that one.

I've always wondered why movie posters from the mid 90's always had to have random members of the cast staring into camera making nonsensical hand gestures.

I prefer McDonald's caviar and champagne brunch, myself.

Kramer should sue.

They got Coke, Sprite and… Coke.
And the Diet Coke is always out of order.

Next you'll be able to get a Six Dollar Burger stacked with a full order of BallPark Nachos and Potato Bacon Bombs from Black Angus (in a cross promotion).

I guess you prefer day old Yuban from your supremely dirty, opaque carafed Mr. Coffee?

I called them "Digusting Nuggets" and "McFuck-its" when going through the drive thru on separate occasions.

I felt alienated by that advertising, being a kid myself.

My friend said his Grandpa used to load up on the 29 cent hamburgers and freeze them, and there were his dinner plans for the next two weeks.

I was intimidated by it ( I was 9).