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Garrett O'Kelly
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I wish we could find out more things that aren't vegan, so that way you guys won't have ANYTHING left to eat and just have lemon water left to consume.

Liked for "Bobbing for apples in Kanye's Butt"

Hey now, don't lump in people with good taste in music with people who would vote for Trump. People who would vote for Trump DON'T LISTEN TO MUSIC, they listen to the cries of the disenfranchised for entertainment.

? There were music videos when I was a kid. I'm not that stupid to forget them.

Lotsa of Garage Rock One Hit Wonders, 90's bands making pretty big comebacks, and The White Stripes.

Well don't come to California if you think tan lines are weird.

The song is told from the perspective of Short Round, who doesn't even respect Indy enough to call him "Doctor" Jones anymore.

I always thought "Blowin' In The Wind" was about a Sioux Indian named "In The Wind"

…Quentin Tarantino?

Ugh, that truly was an awful Pan and Scan VHS.

God, do I fucking hate Cops. Except Homicide Detectives, of course. Where would Popular Fiction be without them?

like Shia LeBeouf?

…as Hicks Jr. or Ripley's long lost never mentioned son.

You forgot the boring Hemsworth brother.

Obviously a prequel, considering there is supposedly only a single Titan in this film.

Well who really gives a shit about a character who wants to be on their country's version of American Idol?

I'll even take a "Writer drawn into Fantastical Series of Events" book if it's in line with his 80's novels.

Hell, I nearly burst into tears just reading this comment.

My dad doesn't know who John Mulaney is but cracks up at ICE-T saying "Plays too many Scratchy Lotteries"

but what about cream and root beer? Or Orange Soda?