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Garrett O'Kelly
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What's the big deal, Dick Knot?

No Sublime self titled album? Both versions of "What I Got" get played on the radio everyday where I live in San Diego.

also Nintendo seems to come up with relatively ORIGINAL game ideas, where as most other Game Franchises are really just loving rip offs of the best scenes from popular movies, like GTA and Metal Gear.

That fucking sideways afterlife timeline, man. It's what soured me on that final season. All seemed to be leading to some examination of fate and the choices we make, then… it wasn't.

Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, all the Die Hard movies, and then a rewatch of Nixon coupled with catching up on Deadwood made me add "Cocksucker" to the top of my swearing list.

You better start counting, just to be sure, Let me know how the math adds up.

It at least gave me the best line to ever get under the skin of a Racist: "You've got Black Blood Pumpin' through you're heart. You, are part Eggplant, my friend."

I've seen all the original Star Treks and Kirk has maybe 5 or 6 romantic scenes spread across 70+ episodes. I'm a bit tired of this generalization from people who don't seem to know what they're talking about.

But emoji's are yellow…

I still don't understand how people take this stuff seriously.

So if a movie were about sailors aboard a Submarine in 1943, there will be women in the movie?

Actually at my first visit on my 18th birthday, I had to walk out front and have a cigarette to calm down, and I didn't even smoke at the time.

Football players walking around in Helmets and Shoulder Pads should be next. And Tennis Players bringing their racket to Math Class.

What about the other way around? Do you ever break down and sleep with women when you can't locate a suitable man?

I'd watch that. I'd watch that today if I could.

Why is Straight Outta Compton good?

But isn't MIchael Sheen just a Deranged Clown Tony Blair in real life?

He was probably into getting Gangbanged before he saw the game.

Goodbye Horses….

Why don't you skin a white person than and than wear it, Buffalo Bill Style? Fucking Moron.