Why don't you shut the fuck up with the self loathing bullshit.

Where the fuck do you live? Even my mother and father are HUGE assholes, just Huge Pieces of Dog Shit that don't deserve the air they breathe. I think you may be one of the Idiotic people you describe. Ignorance is Bliss and all that.

You must be real fun at parties. How many kids have you had, and how many ran away from Boring Dad?

You're… kinda nuts, aren't you?

… it's a videogame. Fuck the stupid story. I always skip that garbage.

Well at least I won't have to feel too bad now when I decide to reboot this myself in 2031.

So what's Mental Illness like, pal?

You actually don't know what CGI is, do you?

Full of shit? You are.

I'm cooking in my clothes out here.

So who were the Cartoon Simon & Simon?

Trank just decided "Fuck it" and went to go smoke a Bowl and watch Youtube (which is an awesome activity, btw)

The original still gives me Goosebumps during certain Iconic scenes. It has an extra added Cultural Significance Factor to it these days, "This is where it all started" and so on and so forth.

There was only one Scream movie, yah hear me?!?

He skipped Captain and went all the way down to Lieut?

I saw it in theaters when I was 10 and was worried from what I'd heard that the first half would be boring. As it turned out, it was a hell of a lot more interesting than watching people panic as their lives wind down before there eyes on a sinking ship for 90 minutes.

I mean, That Indiana Jones the Ride they've had for 20 years is a good place to build from.

Goddammit do whatever you want to Orlando but leave OG Anaheim Disneyland alone!

Never heard of those bands, so nope.

Helen Keller is their Daredevil. Marie Curie is their Mr. Fantastic/Invisible Girl, Susan B. Anthony is Captain America, Sacajawea is Thor, and Florence Nightingale is The Vision.