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Garrett O'Kelly
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Any album that has both I am the Walrus AND Strawberry Fields Forever has got to be tops, right?

I've always been partial to Magical Mystery Tour and The White Album over Pepper and Revolver. Hell, they're probably my two least favorite Beatles Albums, along with Please Please Me and Let it Be.

Even Danny Elfman's score from Red Dragon

The Husband always looked familiar to me as a kid. Made sense, seeing as how that's Nicholas Guest, Christopher Guest's brother. (Don't ask me how I knew who Christopher Guest was when I was 8)

It just seemed like they didn't write a script and just doubled down on Chevy Chase bumbling around to a degree that would make Caddyshack Chase or even Original Vacation Chase blush with embarrassment. Plus the movie has such a weird structure I didn't even remember that the movie doesn't end after the Germany

I think it also depends on much your own mother looked like Beverly D'Angelo. Not surprisingly, my DAD sure remembers her shower scene.

I guess I just read/watch a lot of old shit.

no problem, after all, I was the one who questioned your literacy for humorous effect.

Every time I'm at someone's house and they offer me a beer or something to drink, I think of that line.

Real life is fucking depressing though. What about people who don't have co workers? We're not normal?

Are you British, though? Case Closed.

How much sunscreen do skinheads go through in a month, by the way?

You must be German or something, no ear for accents.

Ever have that funny situation where you're catching up on a beloved series for the first time, you see an actor listed as being a main castmember for all 7 seasons or something, and then BOOM! They die like at the end of season 3, and the rest of the seasons they only appear in Flashbacks, hallucinations, etc… or

Can't imagine what narrative sense it would make for that character to just get iced Caesar style, wasn't he supposed to be an underdog character like Tyrion and Dragon Lady (too lazy to spell her name)?

Maybe they can add another whole season of Tyrion being arrested and imprisoned! And then he can talk his way out of it while someone else falls on the sword for him! And Dragon Lady will give more speeches!

Countless Characters? Sounds like the opposite of anything approaching redeemable. How about just one fucker to root for? That doesn't die 2 episodes later?

Salo meets Sword in the Stone. Hmm…. nah.

Then you REALLY aren't gonna like it when I tell you that Game of Thrones is stupid bullshit and you have your head up your ass.

I personally kind of hate this kind of show, LOST soured me on cast member attrition in television shows. If everybody ends up dying eventually, sometimes in really convoluted ways, nothing really matters because the ending basically amounts to the same thing: Death.