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Garrett O'Kelly
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it's funny when a movie is so bad that instead of being shocked that it's already a 6 year old movie you're shocked it's not older, seems like it was a travesty from 10-12 years ago.

what the fuck do you like then?

Obviously you're buddy thinks surfing is inherently ridiculous, which proves he's just an Inland Knob.

They swept it under the rug because the movie was over. Unless you think that MOS needed 15 more minutes of running time at the end.

well now you're just a liar.

I won't argue that the Marvel movies are excellent… Television.

I'm starting to think people saying, "It's like a 70's thriller!" means that 70 year old Robert Redford plays a supporting role more than anything else.

I find it kind of weird that Superman shows up on Earth after Bruce Wayne has already been Batman for 20 years or something (Jeremy Irons mentioned something about 20 years I believe)

Batfleck knows what he's doing when it comes to Batman.

Never heard of 'em. I'm a music guy, too.

I don't believe I've ever heard a single one of his songs (in my 20's btw) and yet I've spent what feels like a decade hearing him say how great he is. I feel like I'm Amish or something.

Uh, there are PLENTY of fucking bands getting popular off of sounding like a bunch of old farts from 30 - 50 years ago. Pretty weak argument.

I thought Moby did that 20 years ago.

Well in their defense, sometimes an "Indie Vibe" just means "Make it actually sound like human beings are playing."

You Don't Like Mondays? Is the Silicon Chip inside your head on the fritz again?

I LOVED the Fear Street Saga as a 12-13 year old, it was like Anne Rice but even dumber! 99 Fear Street: The House of Evil series was good too, dark as well.
Who can forget The Cheerleaders Series as well? Man, RL Stine REALLY liked stories about rival sisters who usually end up dead.

Twilight Zone/EC Comics endings for kids! It's why I love all that shit as an adult I've realized.

I remember thinking as a a kid that the first couple books were pretty disturbing compared to the rest, with The Ghost Next Door being Exhibit # 1. It was actually a pretty surreal book to 8 year old me.

Cuckoo Clock of Doom and The Haunted Mask, probably. Although i have a soft spot for My Hairiest Adventure, because it posits that kids in the 90's were REALLY into 60's British Invasion music.

Hey I remember you!