How is Outbreak racist?

You're STILL my favorite commentator here or anyone else, Miller!

I'm so torn: On one hand, people defending Bill & Ted. On the other hand: Same people calling pot smokers pathetic. CAN'T WE BOTH LIKE BILL & TED AND POT, PEOPLE!?!?

I find people who sit in a dark room staring at screen MULTIPLE TIMES A WEEK to be pathetic, unless they're under the age of 19 or so.

But Two. Heads. Are Bettah than One!

You were watching Bill & Ted and simultaneously staring at yourself in a mirror? (high fives friend)

He's right. But not about television. Television is pretty bad, with all the serialization nonsense. I just want to watch one episode at a time.

so? That's how you used to get people to see fucking movies, tell them what they're actually about, not this JJ Abrams mystery box travesty today.

The narration is the best part of that dog turd.

And Nick Stahl to get off the meth. Does playing John Connor fuck you up like playing the Joker?

"How'd you get that knife in here?"
"Keestered It."

Hell I saw the original when I was 6, even loved the book (okay so I was too young to understand anything but the book's action scenes, still).

You know you're blockbuster Dino movie is bad when the plot turns actively piss off 10 year olds (like me).

She was.

Sounds like a Simpsons joke or something.

I think that's what they said about Harrison Ford in 1977.

Well, he's also been bankrupted a gajillion times, so I'd say things even out for the Trumpster, merit wise.

and "Ron made a rude hand gesture at his brother Fred" type of stuff. At least they still acknowledge that teens are almost as foul mouthed as your standard Stand-up comic the last 25 years.

"Hey, heh, just what you see, pal."

No, we need Conan the Barbarian to come thru the time portal followed by Mr. Freeze Arnold.