For the colonials here, “Pimp My Ride” translates into Irish as “Scanger Me Banger”!

prove it

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

It’s a long way to Topiary,

“She let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater”

As a Justice Officer in the Brazilian Judiciary system, allow me to try to explain the legal aspects of this, since other commenters seem to be confuse by how it’s possible a man convicted to 22 years to be released after 4 years.

Because Benissa was the good twin.

He’s in Hawaii right now, so I know it’s still early there, and I’ve got time to call him and rub it in his face.

Super offensive. They’re called 1962 MG Little People.

Here’s the thing: Chargers are way undervalued. You strip down the wires and plug that thing into an outlet behind the dumpster at Goodwill? You’ve got yourself a campfire for the night. If you haven’t had canned lima beans boiled over a short-circuited cellphone charger, you haven’t lived. Just ask Hobo Merle.

As a result, Hernandez allegedly waited for the men to leave the club, pulled up next to their vehicle, yelled “what up, [racial slur]?”

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

One of my uncles has a Bears poncho. So to answer your question: no.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Why are they in trouble for endangering Wontons? They should focus on the murder charge it would probably “pot stick” better.