On... on his foot, right?

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Altoids on the other hand fully denounced Trump. Considering they are not involved in this, I found their statement to be curiously strong.

So you now own 3 running/driving XJ’s. Whats next? The truck or the CJ?

Oddly enough, that was both the over and under for the game.

Calling this team a “sleeper” was certainly one way of inviting Jameis Winston to fuck it.

Considering how pro-boating accident Storms usually are, I think she’s doing a pretty good job staying unbiased.

Whatever Ivory’s intentions are, I’m sure they’re 99 and 44/100 percent pure.

“it hit me, I should have just went out of bounds and lived to the next play”

Just some dumb ol’ sarcasm to entertain myself on a lazy Sunday.

Signals: [mixed]

... annnd Adrian Peterson loses a kid he actually cared about.

A bronzed god with silver hair issues forth a golden shower.

Whoa, whoa there, Ralph Nader. Everything you describe is fixable within the scope of a single afternoon and a sixer of Stone IPA.

“By the way, I keep hearing that security questions and passwords are outdated”

Whenever I hear that someone is facing a “tribunal,” I always assume that person just did a CRAZY amount of ethnic cleansing.

Between this third generation Ford Mustang on an International Scout frame and the Geo Metro skin on Jeep Wrangler bones we saw earlier, I think it’s safe to say America has gone mad. But in a strangely brilliant way.

My uncle found himself upside down in a stock Cavalier convertible. Needed a skin graft, but was otherwise not seriously injured.