That’s a pretty diverse and bizarre wish list, so compormises are going to have to be made somewhere. With this suggestion I give short shrift to the rear seat accommodations, but overall I think it checks most of the boxes: Euro vintage style, convertible, modern amenities. And the kiddos will love it. 

An unfortunate incident happened?

An unfortunate incident happened?

This hardly seems like the application of the wrong pedal. When you look at instances where the accelerator is being depressed instead of the brake, there is usually sudden and significant acceleration because as the car is accelerating instead of the expected braking, the automatic inclination is to push…

This car ought to be perfect and spotless at that price, and even then I’m not sure there’s a lot of people that would really want to own this. Sure, it’s neat. but would you REALLY want to own it?  ND.

That raggedy edge at the top of the windshield screams hidden rust everywhere, so, nope.

ND. For that price there shouldn’t be any flaws.

I thought I was gonna be NP, but then I looked at all the pics. That paint job looks pretty hack, and it looks to be hiding some bad repairs. There’s probably rust, particularly around the windows and the windshield header. That’s gonna be a pain to fix.

Another overly-large SUV cosplaying as a fastback saloon. I’m so bored.

The title gives me a headache and the car’s aesthetics make me unreasonably angry. I don’t like anything about any of this.

Oh good, it’s become trendy and popular for cars to look like the BMW X4. Whose stupid idea was this?

I think the “for the express purpose of affecting the temperature, the weather, or the intensity of sunlight” is the out for that. It’s just a happy side effect for them, not the main concern.

Also, if they are for the express purpose of mind control and happen to affect temperature, no problem.

The internet does a fantastic job of connecting people and spreading information faster and easier than ever before. As a consequence, the internet makes it faster and easier than ever before to believe almost anything you want.

Coal, gas and oil are the leading sources of weather altering carbon emissions. Looks like this bill could turned into another conservative self-own.

I loved the part of that ‘What in the world are they spraying?’ mockumentary when they went to an old aluminum mine and found that the soil and water there contained the exact parts per million of aluminum found in the Earth’s crust anywhere and used that as an example of chemtrails being real.

If it’s global warming, that’s not possible because humans can’t impact the weather.

“[t]he injection, release, or dispersion, by any means, of a chemical, a chemical compound, a substance, or an apparatus into the atmosphere within the borders of this state for the express purpose of affecting the temperature, the weather, or the intensity of sunlight.”

How can helping an EV company be an attack on Tesla? Tesla isn’t even a car company according to Musk!

Trump: “we need massive tariffs on forgien EVs so they will be made here in the US!”