Surely!

Sycophantic suck-ups suffering suffocation sounds sublime.

The Cybertruck fails so hard, and so often my snark tank is empty.

I’d like to offer them each a heavy duty plastic bag that can be securely fastened around the neck.

Higher level paint options don’t damage the material beneath the paint.

Wouldn’t it be far cheaper to just give Cybertruck owners a brown paperbag to wear over their head in shame than to wrap the truck in vinyl?

Asking for a friend.

I’ve been to a rental location (I think Hertz, even) where you show up, get a text for what parking space your car is parked, and the car is just unlocked with the keys already inside (!!!). Presumably this system was the one in use there but the guy who was dispatching the text messages went AWOL, so people didn’t…

Sounds about white.

See the court case Finders v Keepers.

Yup. Right along with all the Muslim leaders who supported TFG are now all up in arms over the pro-Israel cabinet picks. An outcome literally no one could possibly envision coming to pass. /s Worse than just high prices for those who are going to be caught in literal cross-hairs.

Trump murdered almost a million Americans through pure negligence (Biden hit the big 7 figures shortly after taking over) so I don’t think anyone cared that steel got expensive. Trump is a cipher onto which our country’s least responsible inhabitants have mapped their delirious visions of a white baptist ethnostate…

Even worse, not only to they ignore it when it happened on Trump’s term, but they also fully recognize the effect, but not the source/time of the course, on Biden’s term. It’s pretty insane.

I will never understand how literally tens of millions of people gave him a pass on letting the economy collapse by ignoring a pandemic. Do people really think the entirety of 2020 and all the desperation, misery, and death somehow doesn’t count?

Apparently enough people in the middle who swung Biden’s way last time and Trump’s way this time did so because they honestly think the economy was better under Trump and he would be better at handling it. There were actually significant numbers of people who voted for Trump but democrats down ballot. Seems insane,…

“Republican Representatives Sam Graves of Missouri and Garret Graves of Louisiana have also been considered to lead the department, the people said.”

Unfortunately when they all also lose their health care and disability payments and when they can’t afford to eat because import prices are too high and there are no immigrants left to pick what we produce, the half of Americans that decided to go MAGA don’t have the capacity for causal reasoning and self-reflection…

Let’s see what happened when they raised the tariffs on Chinese steel a few years ago. Domestic steel also raised its price to within a few cents per ton of Chinese Steel. Not only did the cost of building with structural steel framing skyrocket, so did the price of pretty much every good manufactured with steel.

Trump Does Tesla A Favor, Plans To Make It Easier For Self-Driving Cars To Hit The Pedestrians

1st gear: So in other words, we can add “driving/walking” to the list of things that will kill us all in 2025 along with “eating food,” “drinking water,” and “going anywhere expecting not to be shot or infected with a deadly virus.”

How exactly Musk supposedly used Starlink to steal the election isn’t entirely clear