Tesla has always been a memestock, and that has only gotten worse since Muskrat bought his way into being the guy who stands awkwardly behind Trumpster and whispers into his ear.

I’ll never forget one of the car magazine’s long term reviews, which went something like: “Our Giulia spent more time in the shop than being driven, so we can’t offer a fair long term assessment.”

Starlink, OnStar, etc. are literally spyware.  I wouldn’t even consider owning a car with such features.

Welcome to ‘Murica!

No, they aren’t “clearing rooms,” but if they get called to the scene of an active crime, they’re not gonna wait for the police to confirm that all threats have been neutralised before they start doing their jobs.  People in need of emergency care don’t have that kind of time.

One of my friends was a firefighter/EMT, and he had an exemption to carry a handgun before he turned 21. He said a lot of first responders carry because they get called to crime scenes, and if there’s a fire or medical emergency, they can’t wait for police to secure the area first. So I’d give the fire chief the…

“I want you to be able to see politics become manifest not just in the way we were praying over political gatherings, but to see us become the hands and the feet of our lord Jesus Christ,”

Earlier in the day, Trump said in his inaugural address that “instead of taxing our citizens to enrich other countries, we will tariff and tax foreign countries to enrich our citizens.”

Finally, something more cringey than Hermione/Draco shippers.

Generally, yes. But nobody lasts long around Trumpster. He hasn’t even been sworn in and he’s already complaining about Muskrat hovering around the background.

“We need to get rid of all diversity initiatives” says the fake government department run by an immigrant and a brown guy.

“Unscheduled disassembly” is the “conscious uncoupling” of sad nerds.

Friendly reminder that Hino used to build cars:

A “trade deficit” is not inherently a bad thing, or a sign you’re losing money.  Everyone has a trade deficit with their grocery store.  They buy tons of food from them, but never sell them anything.  Is that a problem that needs to be fixed?

I don’t care how Boomer-y it is, I fucking LOVE matching trailers.

To be fair to those infomercials, a lot of those products are designed for people with disabilities that affect their motor skills. There’s a lot of stigma (even among those that really need the products), so instead of showing grandma having muscle spasms or the shakes, the advertisers depict someone young and…

ROFLMAO at the thought that that hypocritical weasel Ken Paxton gives a shit about Texans’ privacy. If Allstate used that data to snitch on customers who drive too close to an abortion clinic, he’d be celebrating and offering them immunity.

“You won’t see this on the news!” they say about a story they just made up.

Right in a “broken clock” kind of way. Bannon doesn’t care about capitalist exploitation, he’s just mad that immigrants (especially non-white ones) are coming to America to work. He’s a hardcore racist that thinks keeping America pure for native-born whites is more important than maximising profits. Muskrat, OTOH, is…

Steve fucking Bannon, a professional hatemonger, calling someone racist and evil is beyond absurd.