they finished the post by saying “this is still the most amazing truck I’ve ever had”

I dunno, some people can’t complete their daily 5 mile commute without GPS assistance.

I could understand this if it was something cool like an E-Type that looked like a spaceship without wheels.  The Cyberfail looks like a goddamn sanding block.

“Syrupy glissando” is the Glup Shitto of Ferraris.

Tesla robotics: it’s like regular human labour, but worse!

What kind of uncultured swine has the unmitigated gall to disrespect the Breadvan?!?

LOL, she said reliable. I’ve got a soft spot for Triumphs, but that’s not a car for someone whose wrenching skills only extend to changing spark plugs and oil.

C’mon guys, don’t dunk on this man.  He’s clearly drinking because he still has PTSD from his service in the Confederate army.  Appomattox is still like yesterday to him.

I’m confused. Does she want a modern car with retro styling, or some kind of 60s car that’s been restomodded to be a bit more reliable and comfortable?  Neither is an easy category in which to find a 4 seat convertible.

I have a great internal clock, and so do the animals I feed every day. It’s torture trying to get used to the change twice a year, and all my animals are annoyed that I’m suddenly feeding them an hour earlier or later.  Fuck DST.

And that goddamn “floating roofline.”  Not even Aston Martin could make that trend look good, and this is the most extreme example I’ve seen yet.

The E-Type is widely regarded as one of the most beautiful cars of all time. That will never be said of the 00-Type.

Yeah, I’ve never understood the point of a hunger strike.  The people being protested likely don’t care, and as you slowly starve they can simply say “we didn’t deny them food, they chose this for themselves.”

Everything old is new again.

The Miura is absolute perfection in automotive form.  Putting a Liberty Walk kit on one is like painting a flat-brim hat on the Mona Lisa.

It’s Trumpster, logic was never part of the equation.

Everyone that voted for Trumpster because “he’ll be better for the economy” deserves to be called a moron every day for the rest of their lives.

This is one of my all-time favourite designs.

I think part of it is the mythologising of the “California black plate.” Even though that has a specific meaning beyond just the aesthetics, many gearheads have internalised that “black plate = cool.”