Muskrat doesn’t understand that you can’t just jump in a helicopter and fly it wherever you want all willy-nilly. This is doubly true in disaster zones where there’s a lot of emergency responders working in the airspace. Muskrat isn’t being denied anything or singled out, he’s just being told to follow the rules like…

They don’t understand how demographics maps work, so they they think the huge swaths of rural land painted red are full of entirely GOP voters, and the urban districts painted blue are entirely Dem voters. They also don’t understand that there’s way more square miles of farmland than there is of cities, so odds are…

Astroturfers. That’s all this is, just another form of astroturfing. The MAGAts aren’t as popular as all their yelling would indicate, so the GOP has to manufacture the illusion of popularity.

This kind of thing should be newsworthy, but the Trumpster campaign has been caught doing this so many times that I just expect it.

I was going to say “ban unmarked cruisers,” but I have a feeling that black markings on all-black vehicles is some kind of technicality so the cops can say “but it’s marked!!!”  Not that it would’ve mattered in this case, but still.  Who’s going to see their ghost decals at 5 AM?

The Ioniq 5 and the Mazdas are the only vehicles on this list that aren’t irredeemably ugly, and the CX-50 is borderline. The CR-V is OK in an anonymous and boring way, it’s obviously still a CR-V. The Genesis has potential but there’s too many weird things going on with the nose.

Ha!  That was my first thought too.

There’s two cars. The black one has the solid orange seats, the orange car has the mud spatter seats.

“We’re delaying the first look at the Robotaxi until after the election because something something KAMALA.”

We might be seeing the same truck.  Leesburg area?

That’s nice and all, but I only have one thing to say about this:

I’ve seen at least 2. One is stock and the body just looks hilariously bad. The body panels are all splotchy and discoloured, and none of them are flat. I’ve seen dilapidated camper trailers with flatter sides.

Normally I’d laugh, but now I’m worried that Cyberfail drivers will move here to Virginia so they can continue driving their sharp-edged monstrosities.

Play stupid games, etc.

Geez, what does Porsche call that paint, Android Oatmeal? Of course Zuck buys such a soulless non-colour.

We’ve reached the point that it feels like reading wiki entries for superhero cars. “McLaren-Man’s Justice Cruiser has 5000 horsepower courtesy of twin nuclear turbines, the quantum-polymer paint reduces air friction to almost zero, and the inertial dampening spoiler eliminates all turbulence once the car breaks the…

Those seats look like a cloth couch that some muddy dogs jumped on.  What an absolutely baffling look to choose for a $2 million hypercar.

Even if you aren’t familiar with the Sno-Train, you’ve probably seen its rolling stock before.

I’d make a joke about their shooting simulator being called FATS, but I don’t go for the low-hanging donut.

Sorry Collin, I’m not selling my grandmother’s beloved 6 speed NB.  If I had $30k to spend on a car that’s too small for me, I’d order a coupe kit from Factory Five.