Volvo S60R, because my dad had one. Wonderful daily, but would really move when you step on it.

Cruz would short out the battery, set the car on fire, then blame his daughter for distracting him.

The more I learn about her, the more I like her.  We could use a lot more Congresspeople like her and less like. . . *gestures at the entire GOP*

It’s important to note that Musk doesn’t want to impregnate her simply because she’s a hot celebrity, but because he supports eugenics. RWNJs used to love TayTay because they thought she was some kind of ideal Aryan princess, but since she refuses to settle down and start expanding the master race gene pool, they feel…

I’m so tired of seeing this dumbfuck “stick to cars” comment on every single current events article. This site has always been political and lefty. You either knew that and are being a disengenuous fuckwit, or you just made a burner account last week and know nothing about the kind of content Jalopnik posts.

He’s also a moron, so he could be telling the truth (as far as he understands it) and still say something that’s completely false.

I would’ve thought Vance would be celebrating all the childless cat ladies losing their companions.

Oh, I agree that Muskrat’s projections are utter horseshit. I just don’t think that once a Mars mission becomes possible, people will have to be literally suicidal to volunteer for it.

Colonists coming to the New World 400 years ago were making long, dangerous one-way trips to a land where survival was far from assured. A trip isn’t necessarily “suicidal” just because it’s one-way. I bet there’s thousands of people who would love to travel to Mars, not to die after a few days/weeks/months of science…

If we ever manage to terraform Mars, we’ll just proceed to wreck it the same way we have Earth.

Seems like a great way to yeet your corpse on top of a tree.

The whole selling point of autonomous cars is that one day, hypothetically, they’ll be safer than humans because they won’t get tired or lazy or lax with the rules.  “No u-turn” signs might seem arbitrary sometimes, but there’s usually a reason they’re there.  Teslas ignoring those signs and then having to back into…

it is not credible to imagine the commission cutting trillions of dollars without severely affecting federal services.

I didn’t even know the Purosangue was on sale yet.

Not to mention gutting the Supercharger team right on the cusp of a massive expansion opportunity. The charging network is the reason Tesla was so successful with early adopters, and is one area where the company still really shines.  Muskrat finally convinces other automakers to use his charging standard, people in…

Not Rockstar’s logo, the Dewbauchee brand, which parodies Aston Martin.

The Hino Samurai. Few people know that the Japanese truck maker even made passenger cars for a brief while, much less built a race car. And what a race car. It was designed by Pete Brock, and was so fast that Toyota leaned on race officials to change the rulebook to kill its racing career in its infancy.

These kinds of acronyms used to be cute, but at this point it’s painfully obvious that Muskrat simply stopped maturing at age 12.

Y’know, it’s really weird to buy a car from the same guy who has total access to your social media account.