It looks they went to a sporting goods store and bought some umpire pads and just tossed them over the tailgate.

I’d rather watch Starz’s Spartacus again.

I hope it ends up plastered across YouTube someday. Not because I want to hear it, or care about sharing art or whatever, but because I want to see that shitbird Skreli and the crypto-wankers lose the ridiculously contrived exclusivity they paid way too much money for.

As uncultured as Musk is (he thought Harrison Ford’s character was literally named “Blade Runner”), I expect the DJ just goes to YouTube and plays “Sandstorm for 6 hours.”

Biden’s “bullseye” remark was clearly a metaphor, one tailor-made for a country that has more guns than people. Trump, meanwhile, has talked repeatedly about having his political rivals executed for treason. This includes, it’s important to note, sham military tribunals for Congresspeople/civilians, such as Liz…

The Ford Seattle-ite XXI, because I really want to live in the future where cars have 6 wheels and gullwing bubbletops.

I actually really dig that Gucci interior.  I wouldn’t like the logo headliner, or explaining that it’s a Gucci edition, but the colour scheme is really nice.

Jalopnik has always talked politics and has always been leftie.  YOU go make a new website if you don’t like it.

It’s honestly not that bad. I’ve wasted my time on worse shows; it’s a fine bit of dumb fun. My biggest obstacle is that Harry is played by Steve Howey, better known as Van from Reba (a character so dumb that if he were a real person, he’d have a full-time caregiver because he’d be legitimately retarded). It was hard…

There’s an old joke that supermodels have the body of a 12 year old boy, so I thought it was supposed to be a play on that.

Did the healthcare executive run a bank on the side? I really don’t like the framing that this was a “loan” that was later “forgiven.” If I give my friend a twenty to cover his lunch, and I don’t make a fuss when he doesn’t pay me back, that’s not a loan being forgiven, that’s just me paying for lunch.

It’s not about whether he would’ve swayed the case, it’s about being part of a pattern of wilfully flouting ethics guidelines.  Judges are supposed to recuse themselves if there’s even the appearance of a conflict of interest.  This is supposed to go double for a Supreme Court justice.  But apparently Thomas just…

Blue Wonder with the W196R Streamliner on its back is in my billionaire garage.

Republicans aren’t sending their best.

All I can think is that he’s hoping he can tack on some evasion charges, maybe have a better excuse to get violent with suspects who are “fleeing,” but there’s still the problem of getting to the “pull over” phase without eventually turning the lights on.

“Hey, look at our cool new green colour! Just kidding, you can’t, because we took every one of our press photos in an unlit warehouse.” —Porsche

What gets me is the failure to turn his lights on.  Cops get all kinds of leeway to break traffic laws when responding to an emergency.  People will get out of your way if you put your lights on.  And how does he expect to pull people over?  Without any lights on, nobody is gonna know he’s pursuing them.  If they…

‘67/’68 is peak GM design.

The BMW StreetCarver.

What would happen if you put dimples on a cannonball?