I can barely remember the show, but the intro stuck with me.

While I’m always game for more chase-battles with absurd apocalyptic hot rods, at no point during Fury Road did I think “I really need to know the origin of that dead kid hallucination and how Max went feral.” It was a great case of “show, don’t tell” that gives the audience all they need. You can imagine the details…

I’m a sci-fi fan, so naturally I prefer Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century.

Make cars simple again.

The Mach 5's grip tires.  They’re as sticky as Spiderman, you can drive sideways on a vertical cliff face.

Cruise is Scientology’s golden boy, every aspect of his life and his presentation to the world is carefully curated.  The real Cruise, who exists behind compound doors, is not so great.

But money can only insulate you for so long. When the world looks like Fury Road at the end of this century, nobody will care how much gold bullion you have or whose name is written on a property deed. There will be mass displacement/migration as BILLIONS of people flee sinking coastal cities, inhospitable deserts,…

This is the GOP:

My first thought was C4 Corvette, they just changed the spoke-to-hub ratio.

Hooydonk out here namedropping the 503 and Z8 like a filthy casual. This car is clearly an updated 2800 Spicup. Own your references! And paint it green over green, you cowards.

Is that a first gen ML?

I’ll never understand fashion. She spent what must’ve been thousands of dollars so a “designer” could give her literal trash to wear.

No, no, the meth kit is for the driver.

What happens if I snip the wires to the GPS antenna?

Everyone should do themselves a favour and try a Mexican-made Coke.  It’s made with cane sugar and is so much better than the American crap.  You’ll curse the corn lobby for ruining sodas.

1000 HP in an aftermarket convertible conversion?  The chassis flex must be epic.

They changed the rules so he could run for prez while still being governor. He’s openly a fascist and the courts and legislature are spineless sycophants, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if he found a way to stay on.

Attractive and confident virgins? If attractive adults are virgins (and it’s not because they’re hyper-religious loons), they probably have confidence issues.

Well, the new “don’t say climate change” law bans gas appliance bans and offshore wind turbines and increases the usage of fossil fuels, so he’s “solving” the crisis by ensuring Florida sinks into the sea as fast possible. He’s like the captain of the Titanic, but aiming directly at the centre of the iceberg.

The big arch running down the centre really ruins the speedster vibe. A C3-style targa roof would look less stupid.