What I can gather from this review is that the movie takes place in a simulated reality in the metaverse, it’s about the fall of the Roman Republic, but Rome looks like modern NYC.

Shh, don’t say that, or they’ll implement the monthly subscription system they have at Jezebel. Do you want to pay money to leave comments on a single website? You’ll probably be the only one! The most popular article I’ve seen there had 3 whole comments. That’s not a typo.  Three.  III.

I know, but she wasn’t the only flasher at the portal. It’s a double standard that looks stupider to me every year. Whenever someone says “a woman exposed her BOOBS in public” in an outraged tone, I’m reminded of all those scenes in historical dramas where some old Victorian person calls a woman a whore for exposing…

In an ideal world nobody would care about seeing some female-presenting nipples.

I miss the days when they just ran normal-ass seasons on Comedy Central.

Tinucci was one of few high-ranking female Tesla executives. She recently started reporting directly to Musk

I’m not surprised that THIS GUY sells a LARP hammer.

Isn’t this the movie that tries to paint a lot of her heartache as the result of being baby-crazy?

Are they fielding their own team?  JFC, how do you even spend that much money on a racing movie featuring real(ish) cars on present-day Earth?  If they want maximum realism, just find some actual drivers who have passable acting skills and let Pitt play the team owner or crew chief or something.

My mom loves Yellowstone.  I’ve never seen even 5 minutes of it, but somehow she roped me into seeing 1883 (good but depressing AF) and 1923 (really good).

I would just like to take a moment to say a hearty “fuck you” to Jerry Seinfeld for being a genocide supporter.

This is how you know he’s an asshole.  He thinks it’s normal for everyone around him to be hurt/offended every second of the day.

Better than nothing, but very limited. I’d much rather have some green & black combos.

I was prepared to be outraged, but it’s only a temporary measure in one garage while they upgrade the sprinkler system. EVs might be less likely to catch fire, but when they do, they’re much harder to put out.  The hospital is still probably being overly cautious, but it’s not an entirely unfounded fear.

Come to think of it, this guy definitely has his entire political philosophy spelled out in bumper stickers. He probably fears “unmarked cars” because he can’t tell if the driver is a “real American” or a damn dirty liberal Marxist spy.

I know nothing about military doctors. What does it mean for an Army doctor to train as a Navy surgeon? My understanding is that the different branches are separate entities, you don’t just bounce between them. The way he’s listing stuff sounds more like random BS than an actual resume.

Because they showed the concept first and showed there was real interest, but took so damn long to debut a half-assed product that their competitors were able to beat them to the punch. Tesla could’ve been first! The first mass-market electric pickup. Instead they were fourth, stumbling with every single step. People…

“That vehicle was completely unmarked. In my mind this was not good, right?”

Tesla had a huge headstart on the giant electric pickup market and thoroughly squandered it. They could’ve been first, but instead Ford, Rivian, and GM all beat Tesla to market, and with superior products to boot. Headstarts aren’t permanent, and don’t mean much if you don’t continue to leverage them.

Sounds like every single Ford dealer, who all said “we can’t smell the burning axle grease.” Once the warranty expired we decided to fix it ourselves. Took the wheels off and the entire left third of the axle was black, just absolutely caked. Pure, lazy, intentional incompetence.