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I’ll do you one better:

The humble Hyundai Veloster had a very weird door situation, with a traditional coupe-style single long door on the driver’s side and two shorter doors on the passenger’s side. The logic behind this decision eludes me

Are they gonna sell it on Amazon alongside the other “generic” products? Other than the staggeringly stupid name, everything about this thing screams “non-descript” like those generic CGI cars you see in TV commercials.

Same level of genius.

I dunno, I think the Wick movies have become too enamored with their action sequences.  There were several fights in the last 2 where I kept wondering “are these ever gonna end.”  Not sure I really want a movie where some dude spends 20 minutes straight headshotting Stormtroopers with a blaster pistol.

I love time travel movies and generally have no trouble following whatever rules they’ve set up, but Tenet was just a ridiculous mess.

It’s not all corporate welfare.  They did actually electrify rural homes, y’know.

LOL, no, that’s almost 20%. And that’s exactly my point. In the past, we had big public works projects to bring things like electricity and telephone lines to rural areas because it was considered good for society, but not something that private companies would ever invest in. Internet access is a major component of

Depending how you define it, between 46 and 57 million people live in rural areas.  Just fuck them all, I guess?

Cleavage is unrestricted but underboob is forbidden?  What?

This one wasn’t retired, but still:

That’s why I like the “full-size model car kit” trend.  If your cars are just display pieces, lean into it and have some fun with it.

If I had a Miura in my office, I’d never get any work done because I’d just stare at it nonstop.

Meanwhile, I’m waiting for more Disney+ shows to make it to Blu Ray so I can actually see them. Streaming is only great for people who live in cities.

The worst thing is that we were getting a Coruscant game, and Disney threw it in the trash when they bought the IP because they didn’t want any projects they hadn’t started themselves.

Sony did Dark Phoenix twice. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if the MCU also rushed into the Phoenix Force.

The first real example of Scientology I read about was Cruise’s “the cookie stuff” incident. Relatively harmless, but so damn wacky that it lead to me reading more about Scientology, most of which is absolutely horrifying.

Pigeons are like flying rats, and should be treated as such.  They’re sky-vermin.  That taxi driver was doing the city a favour.

Ripping off ancient Rome’s sense of style is like fascism 101.

I’m not sure how you can wave away Star Wars comparisons when it was literally written to be an official Star Wars movie.