I still have my Halo 3 shirt—proudly advertised by Bungie as the first official piece of Halo 3 merch ever released—and it’s mint. Though it was a sickly brown colour even when new, so I’m not sure anyone would say that it actually looks good.

There’s a “lost freight” place near me that had one of these. I had no idea what it was at the time, and by the time I discovered what it was, it had been sold. Nowhere near this good a condition, though (all the Domino’s graphics were gone, which really slowed down the identification), and I have no idea how it made…

The car automatically playing “calming” music would just enrage me even more.

Koenigsegg doors are called “dihedral synchro-helix” and they are glorious over-engineered absurdity.

Counterpoint:

I thought of that, but for RWNJs, grifting is like breathing, so I assume these loons have a network of supporters giving them enough pocket change and canned food to survive indefinitely. The convoy is probably a great outlet for the preppers who need to rotate out the about-to-expire MRE stockpiles in their bunkers.

As my mother would say, “these people have too much time on their hands.”

My biggest problem with Golden Circle was that they undid the one thing that made the first one stand out: Eggsy’s mentor figure getting caught and immediately getting brutally executed, instead of escaping some Rube Goldberg death trap like a certain other spy franchise. “It ain’t that kind of movie.” Only to come…

I loved Odyssey and Origins (I bought Valhalla recently but haven’t downloaded it yet), but one of my biggest gripes was how easy it was to climb stuff. With the mild exception of the Great Pyramids, you basically held the climb button and pointed up. In the old games, the major landmarks were climbable, but it took…

So Whoopi wants to pull an Oprah?

I hate chibi.

That’s why my fridge is painted metallic blue.

The Rocketeer being a Tuskegee airman sounds like a cool update, but I have zero faith in Disney doing the concept justice.

When I started college, I wanted to try Linux, so I set up a dual boot with Windows and Ubuntu.  My Windows install crapped out, so I switched to a pure Ubuntu install and it’s still working 14 years later.

And we can’t meet your girlfriend because she lives in Canada, right?

I’m sure we’ll all have a mature and nuanced discussion about nipples and nipple accessories.  Any other type of conversation would be udderly pointless.

If we’re changing major events in history, I think I’d start by gifting Franz Ferdinand a bulletproof sedan.

I really don’t understand how showering with your jeans on is better than just using a washing machine. You’re gonna use more water, your jeans won’t be as clean, and you’re still washing the same denim chemicals or whatever down the drain.

Everyone will blame her. Normal people will blame her for taking an impotent CEO title in a doomed attempt at polishing Elon’s turds, and Muskrat’s stans will blame her for being a woman.

LOLNO, fuck roundabouts, they should be outlawed for two reasons: