I hate chibi.

That’s why my fridge is painted metallic blue.

And we can’t meet your girlfriend because she lives in Canada, right?

I’m sure we’ll all have a mature and nuanced discussion about nipples and nipple accessories.  Any other type of conversation would be udderly pointless.

If we’re changing major events in history, I think I’d start by gifting Franz Ferdinand a bulletproof sedan.

LOLNO, fuck roundabouts, they should be outlawed for two reasons:

Where do you live? I’ve never heard of that.  If it’s green but there’s no arrow, that just means left turn yields.

Clearly not a serious collector, or else the tractor would be repainted Grand Prix White too.

It’d be quicker to list the tech I do use.  I like having a stereo and A/C and. . . uh, that’s about it.  Power windows are overrated.  I’ve used regular dumb cruise control for roughly 30 seconds in my entire life.  I would never even consider owning a car that has a touchscreen.

It’s been a few days since I last saw Brigitte’s ass, so thanks for that.

It was designed to take a Merlin V12, but ended up with a little Rover V8 to make it easier to register on the street.

It’s a soft cheese with a crusty white exterior, which. . . fitting.

I’d rather go full stupid.

Woman named Brie has cheese for brains, news at 11.

One of his first acts was to kick Pelosi out of her office—while she was on the other side of the country, at Feinstein’s funeral. Pelosi’s staffers had to empty her office for her.  “Petty little shit-weasel” doesn’t begin to describe McHenry.

Uh. . . I wasn’t aware anyone cared about Carly and Spencer’s mom. She wasn’t there, the characters never seemed to care, I saw no reason why I should either.

I’m sitting here wondering “Who the fuck is Pickle?”, then I realised you’re referring to their costumes.  Apparently I’ve seen Zootopia too many times, because I thought Gazelle was an established artist.

“cyb3rgam3r420"

We all called bullshit on his “don’t even own a house” humblebrag, and surprise surprise, he used Tesla as a front to build a literal glass house.

“Here’s what ACTUALLY happened”