A lot of people get busted because they just have to brag to somebody about their crimes.

Can’t come soon enough. My only choice is Verizon, and despite paying for unlimited data, I only get about 20 gigs before they start throttling my speeds. Sometimes I’m literally at dial-up speed.

What improvements?  The rampant bigotry?

Morty: “Uh, isn’t that just basically a woman, Rick?”

Oh, I just googled “996 headlight conversion” and picked a random pic that looked good. Here’s the company if you’re interested:

Should’ve got some covers or something to make them less ugly while you’re at it.

After the last few flavours, I’m not even gonna try this latest Coke. I don’t even like regular Coke, I only buy the made in Mexico stuff that’s made with cane sugar and comes in glass bottles.

Many boffins died to bring us this information.

It’s “Boba Fett’s starship” all over again.

I’m still not convinced it’s actually a viral success. The far-right loves astroturfing everything these days, whether it’s books (Don Jr.’s memoir), movies (Sound of Freedom), or entire movements (book-banning club Moms for Liberty).

I’d probably want a little more variety, sure, but I’m a sucker for matching sets.

I remember one time in high school a classmate got busted for looking at porn in the library. In response, the doofus running IT blocked images. Like, literally all images, anywhere. The internet was text only. They ended up reversing that decision pretty quickly, because we couldn’t get a lot of our in-class computer …

I was so disappointed that Worlds never made it to release.

The Battle of Blair Mountain is such a wild and important story, it should really be taught in schools more. I didn’t learn about it until I was in college and took a history class specifically about Appalachia. The detail I remember most vividly is that afterwards, a bunch of miners were charged with murder for…

All hail the phantom muscle wagon.

This would be the only new car that even remotely interests me, but if they do build it, it’ll probably be a jellybean-shaped crossover by the time it makes it to production.  Even if they do make it look that good, they’ll probably ruin it with an interior made entirely with touchscreens.  You can’t make an 80s…

$78k is probably pretty close to the total parts cost, so you’re saving yourself the time/labour of building it.  Factory Five kits are very well engineered, and all the components they use are robust and common.  A GTM is one of the best budget supercars around.

Well, it does have a Porsche transmission.

A conversion van with multi-coloured stripes called a Transtar?  Quick, buy it before Republicans ban it.

If they really wanted to be efficient there’d be a retractable hose leading to the onboard piss tank.