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“This is ridiculous,” he said, according to the sources. “I have more than 100 million followers, and I’m only getting tens of thousands of impressions.”

Oh FFS, just give me a plate of spaghetti and a waiver to sign and I’ll try the damn thing. Modern humans hunted and ate these creatures for thousands of years. I have no idea why these scientists are acting like this is some super exotic food our bodies can’t handle.

Warframe is a game I love but have no desire to return to. It’s beautiful, and fun, but my god, the grind is out of control. I’ve probably got over a 1000 hours in it, and aren’t even close to doing or owning everything. It just keeps expanding. I can’t imagine starting as a new player today.

The only car I’ve wanted since I was 13—a Shelby Daytona.

Are we looking at the same pictures?  This thing screams “generic rental car.”

Why would you include a statement from the extremist trolls at PETA? It’s like adding comments from 4chan to an article about trans rights.

“I don’t care if they serve a day in jail. Let me get their cars, and then once a month we’ll line them all up, maybe at the old fairgrounds, Liberty Park, and just smash them,”

Man, I’d love to have that Mercury.  What a beautiful truck.

There’s 2 mildly interesting vehicles on this list (Rivian & Corvette), and nothing I’d actually want to own.

Yeah, but he wants to break Google up for being too woke, not any actual valid reason.  He’s probably mad that searches like “abortion” or “civil rights” turn up more than zero results.

I still contend that Prometheus makes far more sense as a typical slasher movie. Shaw is the “last girl” and everyone else is dumb as rocks because they’re supposed to die dramatically.

What? Rivendell is easily top 3, alongside Gondor and Bag End, and I wouldn’t be able to actually rank them. There’s no way to do Gondor any justice in anything approaching minifigure scale, and I think Bag End would be rather unimpressive, being mostly grassy hillside.

How could anyone think that towering, four-legged, AT-AT walkers would be the best vehicle for navigating an ice planet when simply hovering over uneven terrain is easier and far less prone to being tripped up by wires?

I don’t care if it tickles my balls while giving me a blowjob, it’s irredeemably ugly. No matter how good this giant SUV handles, it can’t escape my overwhelming desire to torch every one I see.

“The majority of Americans want to live in car-free neighborhoods,”

Automakers seem to be in a contest to see who can come up with the dumbest names for their electric cars.

Number 8 is easy, I just don’t go into cities.

GM Vice President Scott Miller said “ChatGPT is going to be in everything.”

Everything about this system sounds stupid and dangerous.

A set of Ronal Teddy Bears would look perfect on this car.