It’s a mandate from the herbs. The writers don’t like the slideshows anymore than we do, but they don’t have a choice.

They couldn’t find a natural redhead to play Red Sonja?  Or at least use some realistic dye?  The vivid red they used looks like a damn clown wig.

I dunno, the original is so sexy and charming partly because of those cheesy 60s effects. The movie is a product of its time that doesn’t take itself too seriously, and I think a modern version with a bunch of big-budget CGI will miss out on the fun and trippiness. I also think Jane Fonda is a singularly stunning…

Going to grandma’s house on the weekends meant nothing but mystery shows.  Columbo, Perry Mason, Diagnosis: Murder, that show where the guy gets tomorrow’s neswpaper today, etc.  Murder She Wrote was always the most fun.

Y’know what’d be cool? If Cruise played a role where he WASN’T the most specialest person ever, singularly capable of saving the world. Keeping his ego in check would be the challenge of his career.

32 is “too old and brittle” to star in a franchise?  Damn.

The 1988 Trump edition Cadillac Brougham limo. Released at a time that nobody was buying limos, it was basically a grift. Trump didn’t order the large batch he was supposed to and instead just bought enough for personal use.

I hope this isn’t the end of Krakoa. I’ve really enjoyed seeing the mutants live in their own society.

Mando really outdid himself with that speeder bike.

Let’s see, my grandfather went racing every weekend he could, my mom was a driving instructor at that same track, we had rows of cars around the farm, Hot Wheels, and watching Herbie the Love Bug and Speed Racer on endless loops. Hell, my mom was 8 months pregnant with me when she folded herself into a Ferrari and…

I hope this gets settled soon, because switching to streaming isn’t an option for me.

My first thought was pint-sized Funkos.

I’m still baffled by the choice to have a dinosaur movie focus on giant locusts.

I wish I could give you an extra star for “drool spigot.”

It’s hard to make fun of a guy whose default behaviour is more ridiculous than an Onion headline. Like, where do you go from there?

I loved the bike, but I couldn’t help wondering how Pam got it. A Brough Superior SS100 is very expensive and rare, it’s not something Pam would just go out and buy. She probably had to steal it or won it in a crazy poker match or something.

Stores like Walmart and Target (in the US at least) still sell Hot Wheels at 99 cents.  Actually, those stores basically demand that price point, and it’s resulted in the cars getting cheaper and cheaper over the years (more plastic, less features, etc.).  It’s angered a lot of collectors, who would gladly pay $2 per…

There’s an Alfa Romeo Giulietta Spider sitting in my grandfather’s garage that I’ve always wanted to restore. Everything’s there, it ran when parked, but it was last on the road in the 1970s and the left rear fender was caved in by a tractor. If I had any sense I’d sell it to someone who might actually fix it before…

I’d rather just have analog gauges.

I’m seeing a lot of suggestions to bring out classic/modified/movie cars. These are cool things that would make me more interested in these shows! They also illustrate why these shows are failing: modern cars are boring.  For every Dark Horse Mustang, there’s a dozen crossovers you can’t differentiate without looking…