Easier said for some. My employer gives us a set amount of time per year to use for vacations, sick etc. But if we call in sick we are dinged points that after a certain amount of points result in termination. 

No wonder you are getting hangovers, if you are drinking Hamms yuck!

Both places: food is disgusting.

Wow I must be officially old, 11:00pm for a 15 year old is entirely too late in my opinion.

Used to like Fruchetta, but the price is as high as going to the Pizza place so what’s the point?

All donuts suck. Discuss.

When my niece asked why I was so fat, I said because I eat children for breakfast. She stays away from me now, mission accomplished.

None of the channels referenced in the article come up in a search on Roku, and clicking the links above do nothing as well.

The only reason they remember you is because you tip more than the check.

I can hold a grudge for the rest of my life and not think it about it until the subject comes up, thank you very fucking much. Works just fine.

Ahhhhh!, is that your desire to have a junior?

Personally I believe that we make cats what they are. What I mean is, if you give them a lot of attention and treat them as well as people treat dogs, they will be loving attentive friends, mine have always been that way. Follow me around the house, come when called, and talk back to me. I have 4 cats and I have…

If they are like me, in my old age it is getting too hard to shift, the clutching is killing my knee. I have driven a manual my whole life and now shopping for an automatic.

Don’t judge me but I get a plate, lay yellow tortilla chips down, top with extra sharp cheddar cheese and pickled jalapenos and nuke them until cheese is bubbling. Best snack ever.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

I don’t care how messed up a person might be, it is down right rude and disrespectful for either person in a assumingly serious relationship to blatantly ogle other people. We all know people notice good looking people, but get real show some respect for the person you are with.

Chocolate milkshakes with dark rum have been a staple in my house since I was in my twenties...I am 55 now.

I like Papa John’s pizza, but their butter garlic sauce is disgusting. Pizza hut is greasy and gross and Dominos hasn’t been worth mentioning since they revamped their crust and menu. I usually choose the local Dions but they do not deliver. Good thing we have lots of choices for lots of people with different tastes.

Register for school with someone else’s identity, take out the loans, receive money, never go to school.

I have lived in my house for 22 years, no dishwasher. Never found myself missing them. But I also live delightfully alone. I am sure the new ones are great but what I remember is having to wash the dishes just to put them in the dishwasher, WTF? Besides I can use less water hand washing and our city water rate is…